Top 10 Teen Mom books that haven’t been written (or announced) yet

Top 10 Teen Mom books that aren't real yet

The cast members from all of MTV’s Teen Mom franchises are quietly building up quite a library of published books, with new ones on the way from Jenelle Evans, Maci Bookout, Matt Baier, and Javi Marroquin. But, despite all of the reading material previously published and coming soon, there are still a number of titles we’re anxiously waiting for. So, as a helpful guide, we have compiled our Top Ten Teen Mom books that haven’t been written (or announced) yet.

NOTE: When I started this post, the assumption was that I would just create a few actual book covers and have text for the others in the list. But, once I started, I realized I couldn’t not make covers for ALL of them! So, for that reason, this has taken me a little longer than expected and I will be breaking it up into two parts. But hey, at least it’s not one of those clickbait galleries, right?

OK, let the countdown begin with numbers 10-6…

Mulletproof book by Butch Baltierra
10. Mulletproof: Overcoming Addiction, History of Abuse, and Bad Haircuts by Butch Baltierra

Tori Rhyne book about Jenelle Evans
9. High! High! We’re Both High! My Turbulent Life with Teen Mom 2 Star Jenelle Evans by Tori Rhyne

Corey Simms hat book
8. Rode Hard and Put Away Wet: My Hardscrabble Life by Corey Simms’ Hat (NOTE: This was also the title of the book by Adam Lind’s guy pal Justin, but it didn’t make the list. Also, I should remind everyone that in addition to writing a book, Corey’s hat also has a song about him.)

Better Call Dustin Sullivan book
7. Better Call Dustin: A Guide To Getting Away With EVERYTHING by Dustin Sullivan

Maci Bookout's son Bentley Edwards book
6. Bentley: A Guide To Being Happy, Hilarious, And All Around Awesome by Bentley Edwards

And, to tide you over until the next installment, which I hope to have up in a few hours…

COMPLETE(ish) GUIDE TO BOOKS PUBLISHED BY CAST MEMBERS OF TEEN MOM AND 16 & PREGNANT

Farrah Abraham - Celebrity Sex Tape Trilogy

FARRAH ABRAHAM
My Teenage Dream Ended
CELEBRITY SEX TAPE erotic trilogy:
In the Making, The Secret’s Out, Love Through Limelight
Passy Perfume

KAILYN LOWRY
Pride Over Pity
Hustle and Heart
Hustle and Heart (adult coloring book)
Love Is Bubblegum

MACI BOOKOUT MCKINNEY
Bulletproof
The Maci and Taylor Wedding Album: An Adult Coloring Book
I Wasn’t Born Bulletproof: Lessons I’ve Learned (So You Don’t Have To) (Due June 27)

CATELYNN LOWELL AND TYLER BALTIERRA
Conquering Chaos

AMBER PORTWOOD
Never Too Late

Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans book cover photo

JENELLE EVANS
Read Between the Lines: From the Diary of a Teenage Mom (Due July 25)

JAVI MARROQUIN
Heartlessly Hustled (no release date)

MATT BAIER
Guys Don’t Rat On Guys (Under the name Grey Baker)
You Have No F**king Idea: The Naked Truth About My Life (Due June 6)

DEBRA DANIELSEN
Vapor

ANGIE DOUTHIT (Mackenzie McKee’s mom)
Life With Mike

ASHLEY SALAZAR
Bittersweet Blessing

OTHER
Teen Mom Confidential: Secrets & Scandals From MTV’s Most Controversial Shows by Sean Daly and “The Ashley” Majeski

Partial list of not actually real Teen Mom books we have created in the past:

That’s Why I Got All These Feathers In My Hair…For This Book – Jenelle Evans
See, I Told You – Leah Calvert
Unibrow Perfume – Farrah Abraham


My Criminal Record – Adam Lind
Adam Lind Mad Libs
Original Grandad – Michael Abraham
Teen Momlander – Jenelle Evans

BONUS SILLINESS:

The Teen Mom Spin-Off Shows That Should Have Happened

Top 3 Potential Teen Mom Grandparent Spin-Off Shows



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