CELEBITCHY – I don’t know what’s going on in the trailer for the new Thor movie, but it’s a hell of a lot more entertaining than either of the other entire movies were
REALITY TEA – Phaedra Parks attempted to untangle the web of gossip and rumor behind her alleged RHOA departure
JEZEBEL – Somehow this Australian TV anchor did *not* drop any f-bombs upon realizing she’d forgotten she was live on the air
VOX – As best as anybody can tell, the governor of Alabama just resigned for having an affair with a staffer that he never actually consummated
THE BLEMISH – 50 Cent punched a fan in the head in the middle of a concert…
UPROXX – …and yet United Airlines’ CEO is actually an even bigger douche than 50 Cent
VERY SMART BROTHAS – Here’s what it like to be a black expat American in one of the most socially progressive countries in the world
DLISTED – Britney Spears and her Planet Hollywood show are leaving Las Vegas at the end of this year
(Photo credits: Phaedra Parks uncensored via Derrick Salters / WENN.com)