TEEN MOM Simon Saran shades Matt Baier following alleged book leak

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It looks like the beef between Simon Saran and Matt Baier is still lingering.

Saran put Amber Portwood’s fiancé on blast after a purported preview of Baier’s forthcoming book was posted to Twitter.

The pages appeared yesterday in a series of tweets from the account @AmberLPorkwood.  The host of this account claimed to have received a preview of You Have No F**king Idea: The Naked Truth About My Life.

A Teen Mom fan saved all the uploads and shared them to Imgur. Here’s that collection in one handy place if you want to read for yourself:

Matt’s book

If you ain’t got time for all that, here’s some of the highlights of what was written about Saran and Farrah Abraham:

-> The writer says that Farrah has had so much plastic surgery that he could never be attracted to her.

-> The writer says that Farrah Abraham makes it seem like she’s the most victimized person in America.

-> The writer says, “It looks like Simon got into a lot of trouble for assaulting his ex-girlfriend.”

-> The writer says that the Abrahams put themselves above everyone else and “denigrated the entire cast for their own sick edification.”

-> The writer goes on to call Simon a “sad little jerk” and to emphasize that Farrah will be a “sad, wretched excuse for a former television celebrity.”

Saran got tagged on some of the tweets and he, of course, had to chime in:


There’s been no response, yet, on this alleged leak from either Matt, Amber or Farrah.

Top Image: MTV / Twitter / Amazon – Matthew Baier


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  • Amanda

    Dearest Starcasm,

    For the love of all that is holy, can y’all please stop using that topless picture of Matt in every article about him or Amber?

    XOXO,
    everyone that reads Starcasm on their lunchbreak

    • savannah

      Dear Amanda…

      THANK YOU!

      Signed,

      Also don’t want to see shirtless Matt EVER

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    • barbinop

      Thank you! He makes me want to barf! Who in the world ……besides Farrah… has the guts to do a naked photo shoot for a “book ? Cover. Has the world of “literature ” sunk so low that we now call trashy stuff like this book worthy? This dude had a plan from day 1. I just pray that Gary keeps Leah away from Amber and mooching Matt.

    • Guest

      I second that. I barf in my mouth every time I see it.

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  • LoLo

    This show has become more about the losers in these ladies lives then about the them of the kids. You know Matt eats this stuff up. His goal was to get a teen mom from the show & to be on tv. Now, he gets into twitter wars & has a book deal. All for what? Being a loser, grown man who followed teen moms?

    • barbinop

      Matt’s so called book will end up in the Dollar Stores mark down bin

  • Toni

    This is embarrassing. Of course, that’s a given with Matt, but did he really use a book opportunity to go on a livejournal rant about how other people are shittier and why is the world so judgey??

  • TinaBelchersGroan

    I mean….Simon isn’t exactly wrong though.

    • Nedly Mandingo IV

      Simon is a pos though. No one should care what he has to say. He’s a total leech and it embarrassing that he would suck off Farrah’s teet just to get some press.

  • Nathan’s Former Gym Membership

    😴😴😴😴😴😴

  • Guest

    I can’t decide if I like Simon or not. I like that he keeps it real, but no sane person would date Farrah.

    • barbinop

      Farrah probably paid him to slam Matt

  • Nedly Mandingo IV

    Oh look, two nobodies fighting it out. Nothing to see, let’s move along.

  • Lynn

    I read all of it …for someone that claims “they don’t give a sh*t about the Abrahams “…He Sure acts like he does! The whole thing is about farrah. He is a Teen Mom Mega fan! Lovin all the $$ and fame that goes with it! Just like his buddy Simon! 😉

  • DoogieHowser

    An entire book projecting and distracting from his own shitty life and deeds and playing the victim…. haven’t you been doing that for the past two years already? Mr. Con Artist is trying to sell what he has already been yapping about online for free for years. Yawn. Farrah is a shitty person but she generally keeps her shittiness to just being a jerk. She isn’t literally screwing many people over in life altering ways unlike Mr. Con Artist knocking up and ditching a lot of women. I dunno, I think if you are gonna use someone else’s bad behaviors to distract from your own, you should choose someone who has actually done worse. Farrah is just a A list celebrity wannabe that treats people like dirt, as far as I know, she isn’t a criminal.

  • Brie Mode

    I really REALLY REALLY hate to say this, but… *deep breath, Brie*

    I’ll probably read this book.

    For someone who says they don’t care, Matt sure does give their situation with Farrah a metricshitton of attention. However, I do think that SOME things were spun and manipulated to make him look even worse, and I do agree that Farrah has been allowed to get away with tons of shit that he and Amber would be absolutely slaughtered for.

    He’s still a money leeching mentally retarded opportunist, but I don’t think that he’s entirely wrong either.

    God I hate myself for this. Someone smack me please.

    • Regina

      What things were spun to make him look worse though?

      • Brie Mode

        I can’t really pinpoint it specifically.. Maybe some of the Baby Mama Drama, but it could be something else entirely. I’m not defending the guy by any means and I think he’s a disgusting leeching scumbag, but you know as well as I do that the media- ESPECIALLY gossip sites and celebrity rag mag tabloids like.. No. LOVE to sensationalize stories, blow them way far out of proportion, and twist it all around purely to get extra attention and make that money.

        • Regina

          Yeah things have been hyped up a bit maybe, but honestly… just watching the show and not knowing ANY of the baby mama drama, he’s a disgusting creep who is using Amber for her money. What kind of person moves across the country after hitting up a TEEN MOM on social media and parks his bags there and since Amber has no backbone apparently he suddenly lives there. And remember when he was confronted with all the drama? And lashed out by getting violent and screaming at everyone to get out of HIS house? The way he treats Amber makes my skin crawl, like just tries to keep her in a little bubble and tell her everyone is out to get them and what he did in his past is in the past (NO IT ISN’T UNLESS ALL YOUR CHILDREN DIED) and just keeps her happy for money. Yuck. And enables her (encourages her?) to lie on a couch and whine instead of visiting her daughter when she is scheduled to.
          Taking away any hype or gossip and sticking to facts, he’s disgusting and makes me actually quite upset that there are people in the world who act like this and get away with it.

          • Brie Mode

            Yes yes yes all of that. And Amber is incredibly stupid, desperate, and thirsty for falling for his bullshit. It’s really sad, actually. She’s so desperate to be in a relationship that she’ll fall for the first guy that tells her what she wants to hear.

            I do think that Gary is being an ass when it comes to Leah, tho. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ve never seen Amber miss or be late for her scheduled visitations. If anything, she’s constantly begging Gary for more time and asking for 50/50 custody. I get that Gary is wary (I rhymed :D) of Amber because of her past and is especially wary and suspicious of Matt- rightfully so- but he doesn’t even give Amber half a chance to prove herself.

            Besides, Hairy Gary and his ugly ass wimminz seem like they’re legit mentally retarded. There’s definitely something wrong with Kristina. She doesn’t seem like the brightest crayon in the box. And like… You know how they say “The lights are on, but no one’s home”? In Kristina’s case, the lights ain’t even on. The light bill never got paid and that shit is condemned af now 😆😂😜🙃

  • Nathan’s Former Gym Membership

    I remember at the last reunion Amber was going on and on about how hot Matt was on the cover lmao. The other girls were trying so hard not to laugh. Amber said Matt has the body of a 25 year old, yes a 25 year old who drinks too much, eats too much, aged like a banana and doesn’t take care of himself.

  • NJJuls

    OMG!! MY EYES MY EYES!!! Please Starcasm give a warning before you post a picture like that!
    Excuse me, I need to go scrub my eyes out!