Tila Tequila, who’s announced at least two fake pregnancies via Twitter in the past, has been tweeting nonstop about currently being pregnant for several weeks, culminating in tweets in early morning (January 15) that she was having symptoms of a miscarriage. Many people really haven’t believed that she’s been pregnant at all because of the past wolf cries and other Twitter-fueled drama.

The Hollywood Gossip, in particular, has taken the position from the start that she’s lying about this pregnancy, so they weren’t surprised this morning when she tweeted about miscarriage-type pains but refused to go to the hospital. At one point her tweets completely abandoned the miscarriage storyline and jumped directly to news that she’s been approved to adopt a Russian boy she called Jayden.

Relevant tweets from this morning below:

I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz im having these intense sharp pains in my belly. it hurts so much that Im crying wtf

The hospital says if it gets worse I need to go back and see them but how?? I have to go to Australia today…. it hurts so bad! =(

m gonna go see my private doc as soon as their office opens in about 2 hours. I hate hospitals but it feels like sharp stabbing in my belly

Something is definitely wrong. The hospital gave me a list of symptoms & this is one of them. They said if I do I need 2 go back 2 hospital

I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened….bad….cuz thats the only thing I live & work hard for.

I’ve always had this weird premonition since I was a kid that I would die before I turned 30. Everything I manifest turns into reality….

Trust me. I HATE AMBULANCE! They call all the paparazzi’s & its so invasive & everyone all up in my business. I dont like that. at all.

I REFUSE to go to the hospital. I did last time and look what happened? Media EXPLOITS all of my pains and serious accidents. NOT OK

Im gonna try to just lay here and try to go back to sleep until 9am hits. ttyl. Send me some positive energy pls…… =(

One hour later:

ATTENTION EVERYONE! I have been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!

Im so happy! My Son Jayden is waiting 4 me in Russia! Im going there for 21 days to spend time with him & love him so he knows im his mommy!

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