For nine months between mid-2006 and spring 2007 John Mayer set tongues wagging by dating Jessica Simpson. Now he’s wagging his own tongue (as he’s prone to do) about the specific nature of that high profile fling; turns out it was an addicting lust affair for the crooner; one that he had to quit like a drug.

But at least we all now know that Jessica’s a powerhouse in the sack. Thanks John, for clearing that us. Apparently she’ll take you high like crack cocaine and have you quickly selling all your sh!t for more. She’s also explosive like napalm, John tells the March issue of Playboy (via PopEater).

Here are John’s words:

“Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*****’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.’”

If this is true, Jessica’s next project should be a sexual technique handbook. But seriously, this was a really embarrassing way to talk about an ex, especially to a national magazine, but now that it’s out there Jessica should own this reported sexual prowess and flaunt it like an  empowered woman that doesn’t give an eff.

Also, all other women on the planet should think twice before bedding John Mayer. Most women have to worry what the boys will say to their buddies after a six-pack on poker night, but John Mayer’s conquests have to worry about what he’ll say to the entire media. Stick with Gerard Butler ladies, dude gets around, but he doesn’t name names or give detailed reports. Privacy and mystery are sexy, John.

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