Irrelevance Magazine – 1st Annual Grammy Awards Edition!

This is the first issue of Starcasm’s most recent periodical publication, Irrelevance Magazine! And the first issue is extra super-duper special because it’s also the first annual Grammy Awards edition! So check out all of these Grammy related articles, guaranteed to be completely devoid of significance:

All the Nominees and Winners
Check out everyone who took home trophies for categories ranging from Best Song to Best Hip Hop Polka Instrumental Collaboration.

Blink 182 Announces Reunion
Fan rejoices!

Robert Plant and Allison Krauss Get Lots of Little Book Ends!
Congrats to the duo for recording the great album Raising Sand. I fondly remember the first time I heard it…three years ago! (Actually, it was more like a year and a half, but that didn’t sound as snarky)

Remembering “Best New Artist” Milli Vanilli
A beautiful combination of hair beads, lip syncing, eye color, chest bumping and ego. “Buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh-buh baby!” Let us not forget!

Tons of Red Carpet Photos!
Check out all ladies’ get-ups, from Paris Hilton’s Hypercolor nightie to MIA’s Spirograph Teapot in Wonderland maternity outfit.

This issue also includes irrelevant non-Grammy related stories, including:

Mandy Moore Shuts Down Her Clothing Line Mblem

Emma Roberts Named Neutrogena Brand Ambassador

Bar Refaeli Graces the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover

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