After losing his driver’s license on January 17th because of a car accident last July, Shia LaBeouf had to walk to the liquor store for refills on Thursday. That’s not a starcasm-worthy story in and of itself (unless I were to use it as a weak segue into a list of potential alcohol-themed LaBeouf movies like Gindiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Cristal Skull) No, what makes this walk to the liquor store noteworthy is the fact that Shia had the brilliant idea to wear a paper bag over his head! (Click the photo to see more images over at The Superficial. Photos by Flynet)
According to reports, LaBeouf wasn’t wearing the bag because of being embarrassed at making a mockery of the Indiana Jones franchise, he just figured that if he covered up his most recognizable feature (his face) that he might have a chance of “blending in” as just some dude with a paper bag on his head. A genius idea! And it would have succeeded if not for the geniuser paparazzo that figured it out. But, despite the failed maiden voyage of Shia’s brilliant disguise, other famous folks are trying out the LaBeouf method of paper bagging their most recognizable features in hopes of not being spotted by fans and the paparazzi.
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I had a business idea years ago, couldn’t get it off the ground as none of the novelty shops I approached would go for it, but I think it would have been a hit – anyway here goes…
“The Love Bag” – sick of your partner’s face? How about bedding your favourite celebrity? Quality brown paper bags with pre-punched peep holes for eyes and mouth, printed with the all time most fanciable celebrities! Why not make love to Marilyn Monroe, or jump in the sack with Brad Pitt? Do the nasty with a top model, or grind all night with your favourite movie or pop star today! Seemed a good idea at the time but perhaps I’m just too ahead of public demand :p
These are great!
Ohhh, if only the Britney paper bag had actually happened! The bagless image has scarred me for life. I shall never forget it, no matter how hard I try.
Now that is hilarious!!!
The Britney Spears is classic, plus the pilot. Very nicely done (as usual).