VIDEO Amy Schumer auditions for The Real Housewives of Wherever

Amy Schumer Real Housewives quote I don't need a man but I want one. Any one.

 

 

I’m not sure what else I need to say other than Amy Schumer recorded an audition tape for Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise:

 

 

Some highlights from the clip:

 

INTERVIEWER: Hey Amy. Why do you think you’ll make a good Real Housewife?

AMY: Because I am all of those things. I’m real. I’m in the house a lot. I am not a wife, but I have had sex with a lot of married people.

I have a lot of exes. One of them was on a team. I don’t want to mention what team because it’s not a professional one.

 

Amy Schumer Real Housewives tagline

 

 

What would you say your tagline is?

I’m Amy, and I may look like a whore [laughs], but I am!

I don’t need a man, but I want one. ANY one.

I’m also a good candidate because I will move anywhere. I could be a Real Housewife of, you know, Newark, of Cincinnati — just throwing out ideas for cities.

But that’s the kind of stuff you’ll find out if you tune in and see me on The Real Housewives of Secaucus.

 

I dunno, I’m thinkin’ Amy might make a good replacement for Brandi Glanville. They’re kinda the same, right? Either way, who wouldn’t want to see the scene that came after this:

 

Amy Schumer drinking huge wine glass animated gif Real Housewives

 

 

While we all wait anxiously for the premiere of The Real Housewives of Secaucus, be sure to check out Amy’s brand new movie Trainwreck, which hits theaters on July 17!



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  • Josie

    Ehhh, I don’t find her that funny. It’s pretty obvious Starcasm was paid to write this article and promote her new movie.

  • Jenn

    Love her

  • Frieda Claxton

    Her new movie looks horrendous.

  • SneakyCentipede

    She is not even remotely funny. This act has been done to death by 75% of female comediens before her.

  • tanya

    Sooooo NOT funny. Actually, I find her very annoying.