VIDEO Farrah Abraham asks fans to find her a date to the ESPYs

Farrah Abraham sexy bikini 2015

 

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is fresh off her breakup with boyfriend Simon Saran, and she is ready to get back on that horse. (So to speak.) The 24-year-old single mom posted a video on Facebook earlier today explaining that she has a sexy dress to wear but she “has nowhere to wear it”–so she wants fans to find her a date to the ESPN ESPY awards by recommending single athletes!

Here’s the clip:

I need my fans help! My girl @angelbrinks hooked me up w/ a sexy dress but I have nowhere to wear it to! The #espys are coming up & I’d love to show it off! I’m fresh off my breakup & ready 2 mingle! Tag your favorite single athlete!” #mitewannaholla

Posted by Farrah Abraham on Tuesday, June 30, 2015

 

And the caption:

 

I need my fans help! My girl @angelbrinks hooked me up w/ a sexy dress but I have nowhere to wear it to! The ‪#‎espys‬ are coming up & I’d love to show it off! I’m fresh off my breakup & ready 2 mingle! Tag your favorite single athlete!” ‪#‎mitewannaholla‬

 

And in case you couldn’t watch the clip for whatever reason, here’s the transcript:

 

Hey. So I’m single, as you all know. I have a sexy dress my girl Angel Brinks made me, but I don’t know where I’m going to wear it. Maybe the ESPYS? But I need a single athlete! I mean, is there any takers? Fans, let me know who’s available and I’ll be waiting.

 

I don’t have a particular name to throw out there for Farrah, but I do think she should choose a point guard, because they are usually really good at the back door play. 😉

Actually, Ocho Cinco might still be available. Obviously he would have no problem with the inevitable press attention–and automatic reality show–although I don’t know if it’s a good idea to have a relationship with two wide receivers. (I’ll be here all week.)

All joking aside, may I suggest…Ryan Lochte!

 

Ryan Lochte Farrah Abraham thrones

 

Je-ah Abraham!

So who do you think should ask Farrah to the ESPYS? Feel free to make a tight end joke.

UPDATE – In case the Facebook embed above doesn’t work, Farrah also tweeted the clip:

 


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