Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is fresh off her breakup with boyfriend Simon Saran, and she is ready to get back on that horse. (So to speak.) The 24-year-old single mom posted a video on Facebook earlier today explaining that she has a sexy dress to wear but she “has nowhere to wear it”–so she wants fans to find her a date to the ESPN ESPY awards by recommending single athletes!
Here’s the clip:
I need my fans help! My girl @angelbrinks hooked me up w/ a sexy dress but I have nowhere to wear it to! The #espys are coming up & I’d love to show it off! I’m fresh off my breakup & ready 2 mingle! Tag your favorite single athlete!” #mitewannaholla
Posted by Farrah Abraham on Tuesday, June 30, 2015
And the caption:
I need my fans help! My girl @angelbrinks hooked me up w/ a sexy dress but I have nowhere to wear it to! The #espys are coming up & I’d love to show it off! I’m fresh off my breakup & ready 2 mingle! Tag your favorite single athlete!” #mitewannaholla
And in case you couldn’t watch the clip for whatever reason, here’s the transcript:
Hey. So I’m single, as you all know. I have a sexy dress my girl Angel Brinks made me, but I don’t know where I’m going to wear it. Maybe the ESPYS? But I need a single athlete! I mean, is there any takers? Fans, let me know who’s available and I’ll be waiting.
I don’t have a particular name to throw out there for Farrah, but I do think she should choose a point guard, because they are usually really good at the back door play. 😉
Actually, Ocho Cinco might still be available. Obviously he would have no problem with the inevitable press attention–and automatic reality show–although I don’t know if it’s a good idea to have a relationship with two wide receivers. (I’ll be here all week.)
All joking aside, may I suggest…Ryan Lochte!
Je-ah Abraham!
So who do you think should ask Farrah to the ESPYS? Feel free to make a tight end joke.
UPDATE – In case the Facebook embed above doesn’t work, Farrah also tweeted the clip:
fans help! @angelbrinks sent me a sexy dress where do I wear it to! The #espys ?Tag your favorite single athlete!” pic.twitter.com/iCwmGkPuoG
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) July 1, 2015