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Snooki may be the Jersey Shore Guidette getting the most publicity but Jenni “JWoww” Farley is the Jersey girl that seems to have it all. Not only does she have a smokin’ hot bod complete with huge dragon tattoo, but JWoww also has a pair of triple-D brass balls that means she won’t back down from anyone or anything! If Brad Ferro had punched Jenni instead of Snooki I can guarantee you she wouldn’t have been curled up in a ball on the floor, she would have flown across the bar and scratched that dude’s eyes out!
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The defining JWoww moment for me was in Episode 5 when she was out partying with Snooki and some woman asked “So who’s your fat friend?” The camera was focused on Snooki but you can see JWoww standing in the background. There’s a really long pause and then she tosses her drink in the face of the woman and all Hell breaks loose! There’s hair pulling and punching and yelling and bouncers… And afterward, as JWoww adjusts her chest repeatedly, she seems adrenalized and ready to go! She doesn’t seem nervous at all, but more like a boxer being interviewed after round two.
UPDATE 1/15 – JWoww’s defining moment has changed! It is now when she drunkenly punches and slaps Mike in Atlantic City! CLICK HERE to see JPoww in action!
Anyhoo, this post isn’t about Jenni’s brawn but her beauty. The 23-year-old did a good deal of modeling before she was cast on MTV’s Jersey Shore, including a number of photos promoting a motorcycle and automotive-themed social networking site called Ignition Nation, which Jenni was named spokesperson and Vice President of Marketing and Business Development for back in August of 2008. From the official press release for the company launch:
Jenni will be developing new channels for marketing as well as all live appearances at national motorcycle rallies and car shows. “I am excited to have this opportunity to be part of this company” said Jenni, “I have a tremendous amount of freedom to help build the site into a major enterprise with my own ideas. I have been given the reigns to market the site and to be an active part of all tactical site decisions.”
In typically bold fashion, Jenni proudly wore the explicitly suggestive slogan for the site “Are You In?” on her Guiderriere while straddling a custom chopper and smoking a cigarette. JWOWW!!!
And here she is in high heels on the hood of a corvette:
No matter what your ethnicity or high moral standing, if you are a dude then these photos will arouse your inner Guido! Even gay men will be able to feel it simply by imagining JWoww as a Jersey drag queen – not a big stretch at all!
Here are a few more of JWoww’s modeling pictures promoting Ignition Nation, to see the rest hop over to Jenni’s profile on IgnitionNation.com! Click thumbnails to see larger images in the gallery.
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- Jenni J-Woww Farley sexy photo with a gun and motorcycle
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- Jersey Shore’s J-Woww Jenni Farley’s rear end asks “Are You In?”
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- J-Woww Jenni Farley of Jersey Shore modeling photo in swimsuit and high-heeled shoes
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- Jersey Shore’s JWow Jenni Farley straddles a motorcycle in a bikini
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- Jersey Shore’s JWow Jenny Farley reveals her cleavage while sitting on the hood of a corvette
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- Jersey Shore’s J-Woww Jenni Farley let’s her rear end ask the suggestive question “Are You In?”
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- Jersey Shore’s Jenni J-Woww Farley in a bikini with a beer and a Camaro
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- J-Woww Jenni Farley from Jersey Shore models swimwear for Ignition Nation
Jenni Farley also tried out for the Lingerie Football League back in May of 2009. (See a photo HERE.) That seems to sum up J-Woww perfectly – a hard-as-nails competitor that would look great in a Victoria’s Secret catalog.
For everything else JWoww, including her “Clothing Line, Graphic Design Company and Long Island’s top Promotional Company as well as an Insane Liquid formula that will gaurantee weight loss…” pay a visit to JWowwDesigns.com
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Here’s a parting video of Jenni doing a photoshoot for Ignition Nation:
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ever since jersey shore started i kinda had a crush on her i think shes hot
Well she could prolly knock your a$$ out TOM. one back fist and you would prolly be out cold.
she’s a pretty girl, but she needs to tame down the make-up – it makes her look too hard.
W-whyy is she t-takingg a d-dumpp in the engine compartment of that C-Camaroo?
you know youre a little f**khead Tom…..if you dont like the way she looks why search her up u stupid f**k….she is f**kin sexy and if im correct i bet u cant act better then her and theres no f**kin way u could afford a vehicle like that
First of all, those heals on that poor corvette. I mean are we serious people? And why is it that we always through the camera in the face of the person who is least deserving? J-Wow? of the Jersey Shore. First of all the show is an abortion of television entertainment anyways, and there people are so full of themselves they are gonna all end up in jail for kicking the s**t out of someone for ruining their “blow-out” and MTV will be paying more in damages that the show actually takes in. Do us a favor and find some other tramp that can actually act and isn’t going to ruin a car that is worth thousands of dollars.
well idiot she happens to be very intelligent and successful and the show is doing great in the ratings youre just a f**k tard loser who wishes he could f**k her you stupid a$$ i hate ppl like u always coming down on others cause your life sucks f**k u
i think she looks hot! stop hatin haters
and that is where you are wrong…jason. But thank you for censoring yourself with asterisks and dollar signs confirming that you are, in fact, just as worthless as the cast of jersey shore. as far as these so called great ratings go, the ONLY reason people continue to watch is because every time they finish an episode they leave thinking, wow they couldn’t possible top bulls**t, better tune in next week to see how much more worthless they can make themselves. Then then have fans like yourself try and defend what they are doing just as poorly as they are. Thank you jason for empowering me even further.