Paul McCartney performed In Tel Aviv Thursday in a move that will most certainly guarantee peace between Israel and Palestine.
The 66-year old singer and guitarist, most famous for fronting the 70’s super-group Wings, performed both of Wings’ hits in addition to a number of songs from his days with Ringo Starr’s band.
Starcasm.net sent McCartney revised lyrics to one of his many many, many, many, many hits from the last 30 years, but there is no word if he unveiled “Ebony and Israeli” at the concert.
Uncannily similar to Paul McCartney attempting to feed the hunger for real rock and roll in Israel, his ex-wife Heather Mills is trying to feed the hunger for real food by donating $1 million worth of soy chicken cutlets, soy hot dogs and soy hamburgers to poor children living in the Bronx. We’re guessing both attempts left a lot of people still hungry.
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Whoah! Call off the dogs Matt! We will yield to your demands and stop writing serious articles like this one and try to be funny from now on. And we will stay away from people that worked to become world-renowned and concentrate on British royalty. And of course we shant talk about ANYONE that sold a lot of records in the 70s. (Wings and ABBA are off limits!) Um and I think the stuff McCartney did in the 60s was more than “piddling.”
(Not even the Menorah was funny?)
Hey I just noticed something; unlike 99% of people on this list the guy actually has talent; probably one of the greatest songwriters of the 20th century. Um and I think Wings had a few more hits; try the most successful No. 1 artist of the 70s as well as the piddling things he did in the 60s. Concentrate on the jerks and not the genuine people who actually worked to become world-renowned. Oh, and btw, is this website meant to be funny?? Could have fooled me.
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I think “Bubbie I’m Amazed” is on the top of everyone’s list that was there. Some other songs in the set that didn’t fair so well were “Oy Vey Jude,” “Sheqel Lane,” “The Schlong and Winding Road” and Paul’s holiday rocker “Eight Nights a Year.”
I kind of want that pic as a poster. I heard dude performed amazing renditions that “Bubbie I’m Amazed” and “Live and Let Chai” !!!