It appears as though The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Lynne Curtin has finally done something exciting! No, she hasn’t replaced her twin brother Steven Tyler as lead singer of Aerosmith – she and her husband Frank Curtin skipped out on a court appearance in Southern California yesterday. Orange County’s Randy and Evi Quaid were supposed to address questions regarding the $1.2 million they owed a former business partner stemming from an earlier settlement.
According to TMZ.com a Riverside County, California judge has “issued a bench warrant for both Lynne and Frank’s arrest.”
Where is all this exciting drama on the TV show? The highlights this season have been a frozen-faced Lynne doped up and giggly after plastic surgery and a pair of over-sized warthog testicles. I’ve had to watch the cripplingly sad Vicki and Tamra deal with the disintegration of their marriages in an excruciatingly boring, hush-hush manner, not to mention the fame-mongering Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley, who somehow manage to make the other cast members seem both highly intellectual and 100% authentic. Meh.
I would give anything for a good old fashioned Lynne and Frank police chase! Heck, they should hire Tamra’s son Ryan Vieth as a getaway driver, he obviously has the track record for it.
Stay tuned for details!
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