Carl’s Jr. is moving forward with their ad campaign featuring the bootyful Kim Kardashian but contrary to what we were led to believe, America’s favorite Kardashian won’t just be pushing salads. In the spirit of Millions of Milkshakes, Carl’s Jr. (Hardee’s) will be launching a celebrity-themed hamburger in honor of Kim Badonkadashian:

The bun-heavy creation doesn’t have a name yet, but the fast food chain has it narrowed down to four potential candidates and they’re going to let the fans decide which one will win out. So, be sure to cast your vote!

Sorry, this sandwich is not Atkins friendly.

Be sure to check out our exclusive sneak peek at Kim’s perfume! It will crack you up as well!

(It took all the restraint I have to not make an Asperger’s Syndrome reference.)

Here’s an actual promotional picture from the Kim Kardashian Carl’s Jr. ad campaign:

And just in case you are out of the hot big booty loop, here is an unaltered photo of Kim Kardonkadonk’s abundance of luscious trunk junk:

Subscribe to Starcasm by Email