Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi, pictured above playing Beatles Rockband) has all the trappings of a Kardashian, she’s a dark beauty who’s always wearing her signature style, constantly mugging to every cameraphone in a ten-mile radius, and it infiltrating the culture’s collective consciousness through sheer force of will. This fiesty self-described guidette seems well on her way to becoming a pop culture staple just as omnipresent as Kim Kardashian, but she may be more likable.
Snooki might just have the same self-promotional work ethic as a Kardashian sister and in the near future we may be hearing about every stray fart she has, but there’s something charming about the girl. Maybe it’s because she’s just a regular girl, until recently she was just a receptionist/vet tech student who could work a hair clip like no other and had an inhuman craving for pickles. Now, she’s pursing her lips like a pro and grabbing Wendy William’s amazon boobs like she owns them.
For simplicities sake, here’s list of reasons why Snooki is fabulous:
1. Can rock a hair clip like no other
2. Pickle addiction
3. Touched Wendy Williams’ boobs
4. Plays drums on Beatles Rockband
5. Owns the term “Guidette”
6. Works “the pout”
7. Will only date “Juice Heads”
8. Wants her own reality dating show: “Snookin’ for Love”
Nothing can stop Snooki now, she’s about to kick Speidi so far out of the stratosphere of relevance that soon we won’t be able to remember their squirrely faces. We didn’t know it, but we’ve been waiting for Snooki to arrive for a very long time. Thank you MTV.
Here’s Snooki in action defending her TV Show Jersey Shore against “The Italian Whatever National Whatever:”
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