Gay porn star Bruno Knight arrested for smuggling crystal meth as cheekily as possible

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“That package? It’s nothing, officer. This one, on the other hand…”

Gay porn star Philip Gizzie, alias Bruno Knight, has been pinched by authorities at Los Angeles International Airport for trying to smuggle some of Walter White’s finest back into his home country of England.

DEA officers noticed something amiss with Knight when they saw him “moving erratically” and “sweating profusely.”

It turns out Knight had good reason to both move erratically and sweat like a grizzly bear under a klieg light: he had three packages of crystal meth, totaling 226 grams, crammed up his rectum.

226 grams works out to 7.97 ounces, or almost exactly one half pound. Or, the weight and heft of a standard burger from Five Guys.

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Knight with some fellow cheeky monkeys.

Knight, following a DEA interrogation, was able to remove two of the three meth bundles himself.

The third one, though, proved to be entrenched more firmly than a southern Democrat during a Civil Rights filibuster. To get it out, Knight had to be transferred to Centinela Hospital, and receive an enema.

The actor has yet to be formally charged. He remains in lockup at the Los Angeles Metropolitan Detention Center.


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