Kid Rock subpoenaed to present glass dildo in Insane Clown Posse trial

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Insane Clown Posse, best known for existing, have asked Kid Rock to produce a glass dildo given to him by a former ICP employee.

The dildo is needed evidence in an ongoing and increasingly silly wrongful termination and sexual harassment lawsuit the band’s ex-publicist has brought against her former employers.

Andrea “Andy” Pelligrini’s 17-page complaint alleges, among other things, that “Dirty Dan” Diamond tried to give her the dildo when he found out she was single.

Pelligrini, doing the logical thing, refused the gift of a sex toy from a man nicknamed Dirty Dan. Dirty Dan, doing what to him must have seemed like the logical thing, then gave the dildo to Kid Rock.

Pelligrini filed suit in September 2013, calling her three-year tenure with Insane Clown Posse’s Psychopathic Records “a living hell.”

She claims she was subject to bullying and unwanted sexual advances, and asked to perform work that she considered unethical.

Dirty Dan has admitted under oath that he made sexually explicit remarks to Pelligrini.

Insane Clown Posse’s lawyers–whose clients go by the names Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope–have denied Pelligrini’s allegations.

No word on whether he’ll boil the dildo before returning it: neither Kid Rock (real name Robert James Ritchie) nor his manager Lee Trink have commented on the subpoena.

Kid Rock has fourteen days to produce the item.

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