Though not nearly as fun as some good old-fashioned cleavage, sideboob can be a great thing too, if it’s done right. Victoria Silvstedt did it right at Elton John’s Grey Goose & Cocktails Winter Fundraiser held at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London Sunday December 13.

Not being one to show a bias, Victoria shared both Lefty and Lucy and demonstrated a nice balance of girth and perk:

It’s too bad there’s no video. You can’t have good sideboob unless there is no support and if there is no support then there is usually a lot of booby bobbing.

Thanks Victoria! It’s been nice getting back to some hard-hitting journalism instead of all that Tiger Woods puffery. Does the world really need to know about Tiger Woods mistress number 447? There are attractive female celebrities out there with their breasts partially exposed for goodness sake! SIGH…

Here’s a parting shot of what Victoria looked like in her sexy slinky gown when not staring at her melon rinds:

Sadly, Victoria also looks like she has some serious sidelips too.

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