Today’s pair of sweet chariots belong to a blond party girl who…

• was born in Astoria, Oregon

• shares a last name with the world’s most hunky vampire Edward Cullen (Of course, she now goes by another last name)

• posed nekkid for Playboy numerous times, though she was never an actual playmate

• dated one of the Top Ten Douchebags on the Planet

• spear-headed the Guinness World Record largest bikini parade

• currently stars in the Las Vegas burlesque show Peepshow

• was one of the three original female stars of The Girls Next Door reality show

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It’s the lurvely Holly Madison! The blond bombshell was at the Jet nightclub Friday night celebrating her 30th birthday, although according to wikipedia she won’t officially hit the big 3-O until December 23. Her breasts were VERY present although they don’t turn 12 until March. Happy Birthday Holly! We at starcasm wish all three of you the best and hope you’re able to continue to stay away from that unpleasant vinegar and water bag Criss Angel!

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