****Well crap! As soon as I finished this post I read that Jennifer Garner just gave birth to a baby girl! That’s what I get for trying to write about a ticking time bomb. Anyway – congratulations to Ben ‘n’ Jen! You owe me one!**** (Update 1/13/09 – Little Garfleck’s name has been revealed! Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck. Not ridiculous! Good job mom ‘n’ pop!)

(Here’s the article just as it would have looked if Jennifer Garner was still pregnant)

Trying to set the world record for longest celebrity pregnancy, actress Jennifer Garner is still providing room and board for Violet’s future little sister or brother. Once again, our amazing paperazzo has pulled off the impossible and obtained an exclusive sonogram taken earlier today!

Subscribe to Starcasm by Email

Popularity: 1%

Related posts:

1. Tila Tequila Twitters She’s Pregnant – Exclusive Sonogram! Virtual bimbo pioneer Tila Tequila hinted she might be...
2. Jennifer Hudson looked pregnant as she sang “Will You Be There? (Hold Me)” at Michael Jackson Memorial Service by Carrie Glass A very pregnant looking Jennifer Hudson...
3. Exclusive Sonogram Of Octuplets Mom Nadya Suleman! Starcasm has obtained yet another exclusive sonogram! (Aren’t we amazing?...
4. Exclusive Jamie Lynn Spears Sonogram! Though you may be hearing differently from other news sites,...
5. Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant! Kourtney Kardashian, Kim’s lesser known sister, stepped into the...
6. Jennifer Hudson shows off first photo of son, David Daniel Otunga, Jr. A precious first pic of Jennifer Hudson’s two-month-old son,...