This post has nothing to do with celebrities or gossip. I was cleaning out some old drawers and found this newspaper ad I had clipped out long ago and decided to share it with the starcasm audience. I suppose the days of stockpiling oddball crap for fear of them being lost forever are pretty much over, and I have to say it is quite relieving to digitize “Evilly Graham” and relinquish the burden of being the sole caretaker of this magical artifact! So enjoy everyone, and be sure to stockpile it away in the virtual drawers of your email inbox so you will have the pleasure of stumbling on it again years down the road.
****UPDATE 01/09/09 - Thanks to commenter Daniel Ted who suggested ol’ Chris Miller looked like the Joker. If we had a prize, you’d win it! (”This town needs a spiritual enema!”)
14 Responses for "Nothing To Do With Anything – Creepy Preacher"
He looks legit. He totally only wants to teach us the way of god. If I had kids, I’d totally trust this guy to be alone with them for sure.
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Holy shit! I’m gonna’ have nightmares for weeks!
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That’s his real hair! And those are his real eyes, too!
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Oh my… he looks like one of those evil ventriloquist dummies come to life!!
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Look into my eyes…you’re getting creepy, uh, I mean sleepy…
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The advert date says ‘1998′ but that photo screams ‘1962′.
I wonder if Rev Miller is quite as spritely as his photo suggests? what an advertising con!
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kuh-reepy. its like a photoshop joke
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Isn’t that BOB from The Church of the Subgenius?
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Is that the Love of the Lord in his eyes, or is he just a psycho killer?
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He’s The Joker without the makeup.
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Holy crap, no joke, he’s scary! I bet he is on a state list of some kind for offenses sexual!!!
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This was all the more frightening when I realized I recognized the guy…this is legit. He preached at a church camp I went to, and maybe my school as well…
Yeah…
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February 11th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Holy Smokes! I’m speechless Daria. The interwebs is amazing! A real life Creepy Preacher survivor! Are you OK?
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Heh, I made it out alive. Definitely made my day stumbling upon this though. Thanks for saving it–a nice reminder of how trippy my high school experience was.
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