This post has nothing to do with celebrities or gossip. I was cleaning out some old drawers and found this newspaper ad I had clipped out long ago and decided to share it with the starcasm audience. I suppose the days of stockpiling oddball crap for fear of them being lost forever are pretty much over, and I have to say it is quite relieving to digitize “Evilly Graham” and relinquish the burden of being the sole caretaker of this magical artifact! So enjoy everyone, and be sure to stockpile it away in the virtual drawers of your email inbox so you will have the pleasure of stumbling on it again years down the road.
****UPDATE 01/09/09 - Thanks to commenter Daniel Ted who suggested ol’ Chris Miller looked like the Joker. If we had a prize, you’d win it! (“This town needs a spiritual enema!”)
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Heh, I made it out alive. Definitely made my day stumbling upon this though. Thanks for saving it–a nice reminder of how trippy my high school experience was.
This was all the more frightening when I realized I recognized the guy…this is legit. He preached at a church camp I went to, and maybe my school as well…
Yeah…
Holy Smokes! I’m speechless Daria. The interwebs is amazing! A real life Creepy Preacher survivor! Are you OK?
Holy crap, no joke, he’s scary! I bet he is on a state list of some kind for offenses sexual!!!
He’s The Joker without the makeup.
Is that the Love of the Lord in his eyes, or is he just a psycho killer?
Isn’t that BOB from The Church of the Subgenius?
kuh-reepy. its like a photoshop joke
The advert date says ‘1998′ but that photo screams ‘1962′.
I wonder if Rev Miller is quite as spritely as his photo suggests? what an advertising con!
Look into my eyes…you’re getting creepy, uh, I mean sleepy…
Oh my… he looks like one of those evil ventriloquist dummies come to life!!
That’s his real hair! And those are his real eyes, too!
Holy sh*t! I’m gonna’ have nightmares for weeks!
He looks legit. He totally only wants to teach us the way of god. If I had kids, I’d totally trust this guy to be alone with them for sure.