It has been a busy year for Tiger Woods. The 71-time PGA Tour winner played a lot of holes in 2009 and also managed to find time to play a lot of golf. (Yuk yuk!) Tiger’s mistress count of 3 is quickly gaining on his 14 Majors victories! (Our predictions have the 15th mistress coming forward a week from Tuesday.)

It’s pretty difficult for those less gifted in the art of philandering to comprehend the amount of hard work and dedication it takes to do what (who) Tiger has done, and grasp how he was able to become so great at two completely different sports. The above image is my theory on how he was able to to transition so easily. I can hear Tiger’s thoughts fighting through the booze at a 2 AM party in Las Vegas, “Stay focused Tiger. Just get your balls on the green and you’ll win this thing.”

Sorry ’bout that. I’m older than 12 if you can believe it! I actually held held back on the immature golfing innuendos. Starcasm.net is a legitimate news source and we have really high standards wouldn’t allow for the misuse of terms like: French Open, shagging balls, Tiger Wood, tee bag or the Gatorade slogan “Is it in you?”

This site has waaay too much class for that kind of low brow humor.

Oh, and Mastersbate.

Click on the image above to see a larger version in the gallery. And if that’s not big enough you can click on it one more time for a super-duper-sized version! Don’t try to look too hard though because I thoroughly de-naughty-bitsed it. (Sorry)

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