UH OH! We got a cease and desist on our Grady Sizemore images! Sooooooooo….no more Grady 
It looks like they got to all the other blogs too. Sorry folks. That sucks because I put a lot of work into those image descriptions!
Back when Cleveland Indians center fielder Grady Sizemore was still dating Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger he decided to share his awesomeness with her via near-nude iPhone photos of himself striking “sexy” poses in the bathroom.
Wow! This post should be an assignment for Celebrity Blog School freshmen! You have a self-loving celebrity taking compromising pictures of himself for his Playboy playmate girlfriend and the two names involved are Sizemore and Binger! I won’t even go through the motions of writing all the potential innuendos and just skip right to the photos.
I’m not really sure what justifies “safe for work” when it comes to dudes, but just in case looking at pictures of Sizemore’s Grady covered only by a coffee cup (I refrained from a teabag/teacup reference) or images of Grady pulling his groin could get you fired, I’ve placed the racier images on page two. (There is no full-on nekkidness – sorry ladies and other dude lovers. Heterosexual male baseball fans rejoice!)
Click thumbnails to see larger images in the gallery, but be warned that if you start scrolling willy-nilly through the gallery you will run across images of Grady Sizemore going Fruit of the Loom fishing and – to use a baseball metaphor – successfully getting to third base with himself:
Photos via Oh No They Didn’t (Probably don’t want to go there if your boss is looking over your shoulder)
I’m not sure what the effects of this will be on Grady’s career, although I’m certain he will receive a lot of ridicule from team-mates and sports announcers for the next few months and well into the 2010 major league season. But, in the end (Did I just say “but, in the end” in this post?) the dude does has a nice physique (according to a couple female friends of mine) so I’m guessing his female fanbase will certainly grow. Conversely, I spent most of the 2009 baseball season wishing I had nabbed Sizemore in my fantasy draft when I had the chance two years ago, but now I’m happy to have Matt Holiday instead. I don’t want to have any reason to associate Grady Sizemore with “fantasy.”
Perhaps douchebags will identify with Sizemore’s love of self and Ed Hardy will start selling obnoxious dragon and skull Grady Sizemore jerseys. Sadly, they would probably sell quite well.
See A LOT more of Grady on PAGE TWO!
NO MORE PAGE TWO!
<<< RETURN TO FRONT PAGE FOR MORE LESS-REVEALING GRADY!
Here are some of the racier Grady Sizemore images he sent to his ex-girlfriend Brittany Binger earlier this year, including lots of pictures of Grady taking practice swings with his bat and balls, gruesome images of him pulling his groin and a disturbing photo where the only thing between you and Grady’s Louisville Slugger is a measly cup of coffee.
Click thumbnails to see larger images in the gallery. It’s worth it for the descriptions, if I do say so myself! How many ways do you think I can describe a man grabbing himself? I surprised myself! (My favorite was the subtle “Grady Sizemore stars in a one-man Herman Melville play.”)
(Actually, I had someone else look at the coffee mug photo closely and apparently it’s a C cup and Grady is a D cup if you know what I mean, so I had to do some old school pixelation. You’ll need to head over to the “boss better not catch you there” Oh No They Didn’t to see Grady’s full partial Monty.)
In case you are in my freshman blogging class I will give you one of the things I will look for on the test:
“Binger? I don’t even know her!”
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