Starcasm.net is so excited about what the new year has in store. We resolve to make fun of tons more celebrities and our paperazzo resolves to draw until his fingers bleed, so don’t be surprised if you see a few specks of red on some of the posts.

It’s only been 2009 for a few days, and it’s already the worst week ever! Here’s a few links to help you navigate through the tangley interwebz to see the worst things Celebs have done this week:

Worst clowns: Any celebrity

Worst guy to bring home to mom: Criss Angel, Mindfreak

Worst tattoo: Miley Cyrus

Worst habit: Smoking!! Ewww

Worst picture of sanity: Joaquin Phoenix

Worst hygiene: Pete Doherty

Worst rip-off: Twilight perfume

Worst at “moving on” from crazy showbiz family: Bryan Spears

Of course the truly worst thing that occurred was the death of John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s 16-year-old son, Jett. Starcasm.net removes the snark for a minute and we send our condolences to the family. It’s truly a sad event when a child dies.

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