Just last month Star magazine linked VIP nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel to Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s David Boreanaz, a married man, but everyone collectively yawned. Scandal fail!
Now she’s gone for broke with an affair with one of the most famous athletes in the world, Tiger Woods and caused his wife to scratch his face off and beat his SUV until he crashes into a fire hydrant. This is big in terms of famewh*ring, she went from Little League to the World Series in one month.
Rachel denied the affair to Black Book, saying that the National Enquirer (who broke the story about her an Tiger) twisted her words and used quotes from frenemy Ashley Samson to make it sound like they were having a heated romance that involved lots of “sexting.”
“Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe. It’s always going to be just you and me. They were constantly sexting.”
Rachel responded
“I totally deny the Enquirer story. They did contact me about it, but they didn’t use any of my quotes or any of the information I gave them. They make it sound like I said those things, but it’s all other people saying I said things.”
She then asks us to contact all her old boyfriends (who hate her, btw) and ask them if she “sex messages,” because she doesn’t. Usually stars and their families take stories from tabloids, especially The Enquirer with a grain of salt, but SOMETHING certainly wound up Tiger’s wife, Swedish model Elin Nordegren to attack her famous husband in the middle of the night.
Rachel is protesting a bit too much.
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And here is Rachel (left) and Jessica Lipman at New York Fashion Week in 2205:
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CLICK HERE to see photos from the scene of the accident that show the substantial damage to Tiger Woods’ 2009 Cadillac Escalade.
CLICK HERE to listen to the 911 call placed by Tiger’s neighbor just after the accident.
CLICK HERE to find out more about Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren.
CLICK HERE to read about Tiger’s alledged affair with Tool Academy’s Jaimee Grubbs
CLICK HERE to read more about Tiger’s history of mistresses.
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Sadly, Richard Cummings is correct.
It’s obvious she’s really full of herself…look how she pushes the other woman out of the way to get her mug in photo. She is trouble, for any man stupid enough to get involved with her. She’s all about HERSELF, and frankly, she is not near as pretty as Tiger’s wife. Tiger’s wife is probably a bossy, controlling type that he is fed up with. He needs to dump her, and have her a$$ jailed if she ever tries to hit him again. He needs some time away from these self-serving women. All they want is his money. His wife must be a terror to live with!
she blew tiger
I could see him cheating on her with a Beyonce, Leona Lewis, Alicia Keys, Ashante, Carrie Underwood, Mary J. Blige, Amorie, Mariah Carey, Serena/Venus Williams, Kesha Coles, hell Janet Jackson! Not this female, she has nothing special.
U got to be kidding. Not defending Rachel — but she is FAR better looking than any of those women you named. Tiger… if ya gotta go, at least you went out in s-t-y-l-e- brotha!
This is absurd. Who cares? America is in two wars, people are dying and the Middle East is on the verge of yet another war. There is famine in Ethiopia, terrorists just killed twenty people in Russia on a train and Dubai is about to default, which could cause yet another financial collapse. Tiger Woods plays golf. What is so important about that? The answer is “nothing.” All of these people are nobodies in the scheme of things. Woods is a distraction to get people to stop thinking about their own problems, like not having a job and barely enough to eat. Get real.
Unfortunately, most of America thrives on this bullcrap news.
Hello Tiger:
You blow it!!!!!
Don