This is the inaugural edition of a new series of posts meant to accomplish the ultimately superfluous: make boobs more fun! These titillating tata teasers will challenge your knowledge of celebrity cleavage by featuring the fabulous, firm, funny, flabby, fake and funky funbags of famous females! I will give you a series of hints and let you try to guess to whom the bosom in question belongs to. OK, lets’ get the party started!
Today’s knarly knockers belong to a woman that…
• Married the “star” from a television show she had a guest appearance on
• was a Playboy Playmate
• divorced her co-star husband who has since gotten his own reality show
• has a sex tape, which she allowed to be released by Vivid Entertainment
• is known to celebrity bloggers as The Empress of Lucite
Give Up?
They belong to the lovely Miss Shauna Sand! Shauna was Playmate of the Month for May 1996 and married actor Lorenzo Lamas April 27, 1996 after a guest appearance on his show Renegade. The couple divorced on October 8, 2002 and have three children: Alexandra (born November 22, 1997), Victoria (born April 24, 1999), and Isabella (born February 2, 2001). On October 26th of 2009 TMZ reported that Shauna Sand had signed off on a reported sex tape, allowing adult film company Vivid Entertainment to release it for sale. Shauna claimed the cost of trying to fight the release of the tape in court would have been too much.
Shauna was famous for often wearing lucite high-heeled shoes, which is how she earned the nickname Empress of Lucite. (Queen of Lucite, Princess of Lucite and Loosey Lucite are also acceptable.) Her shoes aren’t the only thing of Shauna’s made of plastic.
The photo was taken in Beverly Hills, CA on November 25, 2009. Credit: MOE/Fame Pictures (I love the navel-revealing fire engine ladder cutout design down the front! Classy!)
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