UK model Louise Glover put Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams to shame by emphasizing her middle finger “Top Model-style” outside the Jalouse nightclub in London November 19. Dressed in a short blue-green reptilian print dress, Louise re-enacted Madonna’s “Vogue” video entirely with the most famous of obscene finger gestures, culminating with a graceful and elegantly executed behind-the-back “lunar eclipse” bird flip – one of the rarest and most beautiful gestures in the sport of flipping off:

Here are some more photos for all you dedicated bird-watchers – click the thumbnails to see larger images in the gallery:

Photos: Matrix / Flynet Pictures
 
 
Louise is even able to maintain the gesture while walking up steps! Amazing. (Her friend doesn’t seem to be very appreciative of Louise’s gymnasty talents, hiding her face as she enters the nightclub with her birdy buddy. Oh, and I love the pinky-in-her-mouth “Who me? I didn’t do anyfing wong” look!)

I haven’t seen someone shooting this many birds since my older brother set the Aladdin’s Castle record playing Duck Hunt! I think Louise did such a fantastic job that we should invent an entirely new name for this bird. Here are my avian and booty-themed suggestions:

The Badonkaduck
The Derrierakeet
The Doo-Doo Bird
The Can-ary
The Pooping Crane
The Backdoriole
The Cardanal
The Poot Owl
The Junco in the trunko
The Buttockatiel
The Tailpiper

Ah, what the heck! I’ll set up a poll! What do you think the name should be for leaning over at the waist, reaching your arm around to your backside and giving someone the finger completely framed in by your own buttocks?

You can choose up to three!

And here’s that innocent parting glance I mentioned earlier:

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