It’s that time of year when scantily clad women transition from swimwear to lingerie – from the beach to the boudoir – from Sports Illustrated to Victoria’s Secret. And since we are the CNN of scantily clad women, I proudly present our in-depth coverage of the latest lack of coverage: The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show! The event was held at the Armory in New York City on November 19, 2009 and featured a performance by Fergie and the Black-Eyed Peas:
Don’t worry – this post has more than just a poor quality video shot by an audience member and uploaded to youtube! We gots da goods in the form of high-resolution images from the runway show by real photographers with a real cameras!
The collection was really wild and really crazy and really a lot of fun! There were all sorts of bright colors, elaborate drapings and of course a plethora of various sets of Angel wings. My favorite look was the Leonardo da Vinci-inspired “flying machine” mechanical beetle outfit:
This look revealed fetishes in me I never even knew I had! (And a couple that I was well aware of already.):
Graph Paper – Yeah, when I was younger I stayed up late many-a-night rolling plastic polyhedrons in hopes that my +2 battle axe would inflict damage on a Slaad Lord.
Ancient, elegant machinery – Am I the only one with a subscription to “Old Watches and Astrolabes” magazine? Their swimsuit edition is AWESOME!
Hot model in lingerie – Yes, I am a dude.
Suspenders – They’re subtle, but they’re there!
Leonard da Vinci – No doubt, if the 16th century had People magazine, this dude would have been the Sexiest Man Alive! He’s like the Robert Pattinson for thinkers and artists.
Gloves – Admit it! It’s fun to watch a woman take off long gloves! They make naked hands seem naughty!
Animal print shoes – I’m not a big footwear guy, but animal print is animal print! Reeeawr!!
And here are the rest of the angels in lingerie, click the thumbnails to see larger images in the gallery:
Photos: ROC/Fame Pictures
That is some serious lingerie fun! I’m going to try to round up some more images through different photo services and possibly add additional pages. Stay tuned!
