You might think this is one of my many silly Photoshop posts, but that’s actually Angela Simmons and that actually is the word “YES” in all capital letters spelled out across her bum. In hip hop fashion I believe this is called a “badonkadon’t.”
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- Angela Simmons
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- Angela Simmons wears “YES” on her ass
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- Angela Simmons in sexy purple message pants
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- Angela Simmons has lunch
Photos: GHOST/Fame Pictures
Don’t know who Angela Simmons is? Don’t feel bad – I didn’t either when I first saw that purple gluteus maxi-yes. So I googled her. Sadly, she doesn’t even have a wikipedia entry, but after clicking through a few sites of mostly random photographs of Angela (kinda like this post) I found out that she is the daughter of Run DMC founding member “Reverand Run” (Joseph Ward Simmons) and she used to date rapper Bow Wow. That’s pretty much it.
(I’m secretly laughing inside because I like big bold booty messages! “YES” is right! If I had a young daughter I wouldn’t want her wearing it, but Angela Simmons ain’t my daughter – I established that earlier – and that is one of the most deliciously round affirmatives I’ve ever seen! Plus, it allows for a syllable-saving truncation of Obama’s inspirational message: “Yes can!” One thing I can’t stand though are obviously non-functional, purely decorative zippers. Have you no dignity Angela Simmons?!?)
One more parting glance of Angela’s affirmative assion:
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I don’t care what she wears; She’s hot!
I don’t know what’s blowing me more, the fact that you didn’t know who Angela Simmons was or those pants. Angela Simmons and her sister Vanessa Simmons have been on MTV’s popular show “Run’s House” (the reality show for Reverend Run) and the spin-off “Daddy’s Girls,” in addition to being the co-founder of Pastry gymshoes for ladies. As for those parents, it just seems weird to be worn on a woman who practices abstinence and tries to leave the whole pure lifestyle, but hey, if she likes it, who am I to judge?
Shamontiel – when I first started reading your message I thought I was in trouble. My panicked imagination envisioned a humbled realization that Angela Simmons won an Oscar for best-supporting actress in 2002 or 6 Olympic gold medals fro swimming in 2004. But, it wound up not being so bad. I missed out on “Run’s House” and “Daddy’s Girls” and I wasn’t familiar with Pastry shoes. But, I am now! Everyone has to find out who Angela Simmons is at some point in their life right? I’m just a little late, that’s all
Thanks so much for leaving the comment and increasing my pop culture knowledge! Oh, and I agree with you on the “who am I to judge” front. As long as it’s not obscene, people can wear whatever word they want on their hindquarters! Although, if Angela is an abstinence practitioner then perhaps “NO” would have been better.