We’ll be back with real starcastic entries on Monday, but until then we’ve got a few Worst Week Ever links for you to peruse. Check this nonsense out:
Worst Bond Moment: Daniel Craig – He likes his chips crinkled, not kettled.
Worst Beard: Prince William, the Scruffy
Worst Digital Christmas Card: The Wentzs – It sucks for them that no one wanted to buy a picture of their spawn, but did they have to make our eyes bleed by designing this “card” themselves?
Worst Caricature: Gay Aiken – Speaks for itself.
Worst Topless Model: Lily Allen In a desperate failed attempt to appear as talented and crazy as Amy Winhouse. Major FAIL, as they say on the internet.
Worst at Spreading Christmas Cheer: Lindsay Lohan – My dad’s a dick who fathered an illegitimate child and destroyed our family, Merry Christmas Everybody!
Worst Bikini PIc: Donatella Versace – We’re not sure if this is really Donatella, or if someone dressed their overdone Holiday turkey in swimwear just for kicks.
Worst Moviegoer: Crazy Man at Benjamin Buttons – Wow, this guy seriously wants it quiet while he’s watching shallow, overdone dramatic acting on the big screen.
Worst Headband: Whitney Port – This is a BIG prize because there has been an influx of horrendous headband action amongst the stars these days.
Worst Pink Thing: Paris Hilton’s Bentley – The Heiress must have secret Mary Kay fantasies.
Worst Blogger: Michael Lohan – Why?
Worst Hugh Hefner Girlfriends: The Felon Twins and that Girl Who Takes Off her Panties on the Red Carpet – Who thought we would miss Holly Ho, the Latent Lesbian Sports Bunny, and that Other Girl?
Worst Movie: The Valkyrie (Duh!)
Worst Everything: Jodie Marsh – That’s right, everything.
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