It’s not just egotistical portraits over his bed, Alex Rodriguez actually IS a centaur! Starcasm.net investigators have uncovered this rare photo of the New York Yankees third baseman in his equine form! The photo seems to be from earlier this year when A-Rod was still dating Madonna.
This photo proves three rumors:
1. Alex Rodriguez is a magical creature
2. Madonna used to ride him pretty hard
3. A-Rod always has to be the centaur of attention
It also dispels the rumor that A-Rod is an ass.
Don’t know what the A-Rod/centaur controversy is all about? Us Magazine printed a story back on October 30 claiming a former fling of Alex’s had told them he had two portraits of himself painted as a centaur hanging above his bed. Here’s an excerpt from the Us Magazine article:
A former Rodriguez fling remembers seeing portraits of the slugger, 34, as a centaur hanging over his bed.
“He was so vain,” his ex tells Us Weekly. “He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure?”
Adds the ex, “It was ridiculous.”
I will be the first to predict that the fourth installment of the Twilight Saga series of movies will feature the centuries-old battle between vampires and centaurs and the villainous equine couple will be played by Alex Rodriguez and the filly-faced Sarah Jessica Parker. You heard it here first!
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lol..thats funny,…but its abit unfair to include madonna, she was never in the picture & she didnt waste time with this ego maniac..kate hudson however has confessed to the excitement of riding mr centaur, shes so amazed by it all that even her mom is grinning with the graphic details, its seems hudson at 30something may have never have had a full filling sex life before until arod came along & poked her all in the right places..lol. surely arod must be bored by now.