PHOTOS Storage Wars’ Casey Nezhoda
          

Casey Nezhoda Storage Wars

For three seasons A&E’s Storage Wars has essentially been a boys’ club, with Starcasm fave Brandi Passante (and very rarely Nabila Haniss) having to keep the testosterone at bay. This past season the network injected some more estrogen into the club in the voluptuous form of Casey Nezhoda, wife of Rene Nezhoda and co-owner of the 7,000 square foot Bargain Hunters Thrift Store in San Diego.

Storage Wars Casey Lloyd Nezhoda

Actually, Casey’s appearance on the show didn’t exactly warm Brandi’s heart as she emphatically said of Casey’s rather revealing attire early on, “Little Miss too-old-for-tiny-shorts thinks she can knock me out?!?” as the two couples went after the same unit.

Anyways, we’ve had a number of commenters asking for more information on and photos of Casey. We haven’t been able to find out very much actual info other than the fact that she is married to Rene and the two share a young daughter named Tatiana together. But, we were able to cobble together a number of great photos! Here she is with husband Rene and Storage Wars auction duo Dan and Laura Dotson at the Storage Wars Season Premiere earlier this year:

Storage Wars Rene and Casey Nezhoda Dan and Laura Dotson

And here’s Casey and Rene inviting folks to their store from BargainHuntersThriftStore.com:

Rene Nezhoda and wife Casey Nezhoda at Bargain Hunters Thrift Store in San Diego

And here’s another great one of Casey and Rene on a day that Rene was either lifting a bunch of furniture or stayed out in the sun a bit too long:

Storage Wars bidders Rene and Casey Nezhoda

Rene and Casey are no strangers to the storage locker auction scene. Actually, they’re no strangers to the storage locker auction reality show scene either!

Rene and Casey auditioned for the ABC reality series Celebrity Storage, and made it to the final five (out of more than 200 folks trying out). As you probably guessed, the show never made it to development. But, some of Ren and Casey’s audition clips are still available online. (Sadly, they’re not embeddable, so you’ll have to click on the links to check them out on Vimeo)

Storage Wars Rene and Casey Nezhoda Celebrity Storage audition video for ABC

In this clip Rene’s infamous German accent is on display as he rivals Storage Wars auctioneer Dan Dotson on verbal dexterity and speed! And in this one, Rene and Casey do a “screen test” in which they look through random bizarre theoretical items owned by celebrities such as a rather unpleasant looking pair of boxer shorts owned by Elvis Presley, a vase owned by Liberace, a clown-face urinal owned by John Stamos and a bowl of chewed gum owned by Nicole Richie. (Did ABC really hope to base a show on people buying storage units only owned by celebrities? That sounds nearly impossible!) (Rene also made a “screen test” clip with a rather tough looking guy named Jeff.)

But, back to Casey! If you watch the first clip I linked to you’ll notice it features a few snapshots of the couple, including this one of Casey and Rene near a waterfall in which Casey is wearing a bikini! Well, a bikini top at least:

Storage Wars Casey Nezhoda bikini photo

There you go Casey fans! Now, where’s my Pulitzer?

Oh, Rene also made an appearance on Spike’s Auction Hunters show, and thankfully we can actually embed a clip for that one!

Here’s a great excerpt from the recap of the episode from the network that paints Rene as quite the intimidating figure on the auction scene!

Like any city, San Diego has its fair share of locals who are here to snag the best auctions they find, and Ton and Allen were ready for that. Scanning the guys surrounding the auctioneer, Ton and Allen spot a guy called René, who is allegedly a big bidder – he apparently recently dropped $4,100 on a single storage unit – yikes!

There’s still no word if Rene and Casey will be back for Storage Wars Season 5, and if they are, if they will be promoted to full time. With Dave Hester gone and recent reports suggesting Barry Weiss (and possibly others) may be leaving, it only makes sense that the network would want to add some new blood! And that would also make sense of the fact that A&E added a bunch of part time bidders for Season 4 — to try them out and see who the fans liked.

So Starcasm readers, which of the new Storage Wars bidders would you like to see get promoted? Here’s the list:

Rene Nezhoda and Casey Nezhoda
Nabila Haniss
Jeff Jarred
Ivy Calvin
Herb Brown and Mike Karlinger
The Harris Brothers (Mark and Matt)

Want to keep up with Rene and Casey? Be sure to follow them on Twitter at the handles @Rbargainhunters and @Cbargainhunters!

UPDATE - Here’s the official Storage Wars Season 5 promotional photo of Casey Nezhoda:

Storage Wars Rene's wife Casey Nezhoda boobs


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    • Jasondadog

      I want Rene and Casey to stay on storage wars ,Rene and Casey r very cool.i respect them both.they tweet me on twitter and talk to me.i really like them-very awesome people/stars- Jason smith

    • Lisa

      I absolutely loved the “New Couple” Casey and Rene this season! Hope to see them again next season!!!

    • Leslie

      Rene and Casey are a great! Casey is hot, maybe that’s why Rene is sweating. I think she should definitely keep wearing those short shorts. Age doesn’t determine when you stop wearing short shorts. With a body like that, she should wear them proudly…and as short as desired.

    • EMtCee

      Rene and Casey are the best new addition to the show. It would be very hard to replace their character/ charisma with any other participants. Rene & Casey!

    • Chris Logan

      I’m real excited to see Rene & Casey on the show! They’re definitely an interesting addition. Can’t wait to see more of them in the new episodes!

    • Joshua Aden

      Congrats to two of the hardest working, wonderful people out there! I hope to see these two on the opening credits where Casey & Rene deserve to be. It’s all about team Nezhoda!

    • Brendan Lewis

      Rene and Casey are the real deal! I went to high school with him, and he can talk a good game. He’s a great guy once you get to know him.

    • Michelle Christine Benson

      Promote Casey and Rene!!!!!!These two are the slamming hottest new addition to the club. Casey brings new fire ( and hot looks) to the crew of Storage Wars.

    • apretto

      Rene & Casey have been vendors at my Swap Meet Kobey’s for the last 10 years , they are great people , and have a an awesome family , we wish them the best of luck

    • Mike

      Rene and Casey bring new light to the show since dave is gone.. They are the new power couple. Rene & darrell on the same show is priceless!

    • Alan R

      I have been watching the show since the beginning. I enjoy the new auctioneers Johan & her father with her high energy. As far as the list of new bidders Rene & Casey, are the best. They bring excitement to the show. It’s great to see them get under Darrel’s skin & bring head to head competition to Jarret & Brandi. I thinks it’s great to have another attractive women on the show that makes Brandi jealous, wishing she will look that good when she gets that age if she not already there! Jeff J. is a boring whiner, the Harris brothers are colorful but clueless, Ivy has the charm of a rock, Herb & Mike are great if your target audience is the trailer park, Nabila isn’t charming or ruthless like Hester was, she is just rude. Rene & Casey should be your only choice on the list of replacements. They are fun to watch, they make the show worth watching. They have knowledge of the contents. It’s great TV to watch the illiterate, chubby, I made a million on Chicano art “The Gambler” call Rene Fat. I guess with all the money he made he doesn’t own a mirror! Rene & Casey are the only ones on that list that should be on full time, Alan R. Miami Florida

    • Dave

      Really good article about Casey ! A great lady to add to the show … I think she is Rene’s secret weapon !!! Definitely a keeper for the show… Both Rene and the show is lucky to have her …

    • Coco T

      Casey is not only beautiful but smart and witty! I had the pleasure of meeting her and Rene last week and it was awesome! I love having them on Storage Wars! It has my husband and I watching the show as a couple! It also adds a little competition with Jarod and Brandi! Please keep Rene and Casey for next season! Love them!<3

    • inkydew

      Rene & Casey are the MOST genuine bidders in the group! I like reality and since this is a reality show, let’s not skew the definition by adding fakes. Rene & Casey ae NOT (fakes)! Keep the real deals! Rene & Casey have a nice interactive quality between them.

    • mj

      Casey is gorgeous and I look forward to seeing her on the show every episode.Casey and Rene bring a positive spark to the because of there presence storage wars is now my top recorded Dvr show.I’m looking forward to see Casey and Rene battle against Jarrod and Brandi.

    • Stacey Harbach

      Casey and Rene are great people. I’m sure they are very loving and giving parents too. I think they are a great asset to the show. Humble, fair and sweet ! (Rene is quite the deliverer of one liners too !) Keep them on the show !

    • Catherine

      I LOVE Rene and Casey. I think they are a wonderful addition to the show. Anyone who says “that’s what she said” on tv deserves to be around every season lol. Casey is not old what so ever. She’s got it and she should flaunt it! Rene is a very down to earth and genuinely friendly guy. I hope they stick around next season

    • Leslie “Voice of Reason”

      I want Nabila & Rene~Casey promoted! And knowing Casey personally & professionally I can give you a bit more info…wonderful mother and wife and a very hard worker. Speaks Spanish fluently. Devout Christian. And so nice & friendly in person, I have no idea why all the Storage Wars fans don’t just adore her! Although the rivalry with Brandi sure makes for good tv :)

    • Marty Kowerski

      Personally I’d like to see more shows with Rene and Casey, Nabila, and Ivy. They each have their own unique temperament/style and I’d like to see more of them next season. I think they all bring their ‘A’ games and their ‘game faces’ to each auction I’ve seen them in. I like what I’ve seen of them and I’d like to see more.

    • Stevo

      Casey and Rene bring a lot to the show, credibility is one word that comes to mind. Both are very professional and understand the business very well. It is a breath of fresh air to have them on the show. They are someone I could hang out with and have a few beers.

    • Melissa Severance

      Rene and Casey are a great addition to Storage Wars! They know their stuff and are a real couple. Casey is an all around sweet person and Rene is lucky to have her! I hope to see more of them in the next season!

    • robert bonaccolta

      Congrats ☆★☆★☆■●○○♡★♡♥♡○°○□■☆★♡♥
      Rene and Casey always my good friends.
      The day I met Rene at storage auctions in Vegas I knew he was great entertainment but most of all a true King Kong of professional storage talent with a great eye for valuables in storage lockers.
      Rene, I must humble myself to admit , taught me everything I know about how to sniff out valuables and how to sell them.
      Though im in staten island ny now, bidding with little competition, Rene and I still keep in touch and yes, hes still my huge mentor.
      hes a real family man who adores his beautiful wife and his heartbeat is his daughter Tatiana.
      I remember being at his home in Vegas and watching how good of a dad he is. Everything stops when it comes to his Tatiana
      I love to be around great good wholesome people like them.
      great honest true friends like them dont come around much these days. Vegas was filled with trash people until I met Rene and Cassie.
      Storage Wars : you needed more than just Barry and I love Barry too but Rene is 100% pure amazement, just wait and see the future of what he brings this world.

      You wont ever leave him.

      Bobby Bonaccolta

    • robert bonaccolta

      Congrats ☆★☆★☆

      Rene and Casey always my good friends.

      The day I met Rene at storage auctions in Vegas I knew he was great entertainment but most of all a true King Kong of professional storage talent with a great eye for valuables in storage lockers.

      Rene, I must humble myself to admit , taught me everything I know about how to sniff out valuables and how to sell them.

      Though im in staten island ny now, bidding with little competition, Rene and I still keep in touch and yes, hes still my huge mentor.

      Rene is a real family man who adores his beautiful wife Casey and his heartbeat is his daughter Tatiana.

      I remember being at his home in Vegas and watching how good of a dad he is. Everything stops when it comes to his Tatiana
      I love to be around great good wholesome people like them.

      Great honest true friends like them dont come around much these days. Vegas was filled with trash people until I met Rene and Casey.

      Storage Wars : you needed more than just Barry and I love Barry too but Rene is 100% pure amazement, just wait and see the future of what he brings this world.

      They will never disappoint the public.

      BY THE WAY ……Dave hester is a fraud and a liar. DO NOT BELIEVE SORE LOSERS LIKE HIM
      THE DAY I MET HIM I TOLD RENE …WHOS THIS ***HOLE.
      YES AND FOR A WEEK I COULDNT STAND HIM . HES A BAD PERSON AND WILL NEVER BE HONEST AND GOOD.
      TRUST ME

      Robert Bonaccolta
      Storage War Treasures llc

    • JP

      Not much to look at but a smoking hot body. Wonder why she’s with tubby? At least she’s hot, the Brandi girls a mutt with no body.

      • marie nezhoda

        she’s with “tubby” because she’s in love with him FYI. id appreciate it if you would be a little more respectful when your talking abouit my aunt and uncle. thanks a lot!

      • just me

        Buttaface. To be honest. I really thought he was gay…and she ???? Didnt get it??

    • marie nezhoda

      rene and casey are the best aunt and uncle ever its awesome they get to be on a tv show love my celeb family

    • marie nezhoda

      too bad they are also getting haters it makes me so sad to know that they have to go through that crap

    • marie nezhoda

      by the way “JP” shes with rene because shes loves him so theres your reason for why shes with “tubby” so id appreciate it if you would be a little more respectful when you talk about my aunt and uncle. thanks!

      • Sammy

        You have the hottest aunt on the planet!! She reminds me of Bernadette Peters in her younger years!

        • Bianca

          She totally reminds me of Bernadette Peters! I love them both :)

    • Ellen Meister

      Please. I don’t believe for a second that these two are married. And it’s not just because of the disparity in their looks, but because they don’t ACT like they’re married. They don’t talk to each other, look at each other or make any references to a life together. THIS IS STAGED. My guess is that Rene knew he had a better chance of getting on the show with a hot wife at his side so he hired her.

      • woody

        Not only that…but what the he’ll does casey see in rene??? She’s smoking hot in great shape and he’s a out of shape grown man that act’s like a 2 year old…may she’s just the babysitter lol

    • Whosits

      Its entertaining to watch them, but I get tired of constantly seeing her very obvious breast implants in every outfit she wears.

    • Don

      Casey looks like Ruth Buzzy when she smiles

      • just me

        Lol…she does!!!! Has nice boobs, but has a buttaface!

 

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