
Kevin Federline needs some entry-level sex education, because he’s having trouble not procreating.
A source told Celebuzz (via The Superficial) that Victoria got a positive pregnancy test after many pregnancy scares this year! Here’s the quote
Prince has been accompanying Kevin as he follows ex-wife Britney Spears
all over the globe on her recent tour. Apparently, the couple had a pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, but this time things are serious! The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.
K-Fed is well on his way to growing a massive child army can soon join forces with the broods from Brangelooney, Octocrazy, and Gossebonkers to take over the world. Seriously, these four familes now have enough people to populate a new country where Brad and Angie can be king and queen.
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Condoms? He needs a vasectomy and his girlfriend needs a lobotomy. WTF is wrong with these people? I feel bad for the kids with his FIRST Baby Mama. Anyone remember them??
And Britney will have another mouth to feed. It’s amazing that the court don’t make him work to support his kids. Victoria has to be retarded if she think he will work so support her.