The L.A. Times is reporting that a hooded man in gloves broke into the Hollywood Hills home of Paris Hilton and ransacked her bedroom, getting away with an estimated $2 million worth of jewelry and who knows what else. (Designer chi-hua-hua clothes and night vision video cameras?) LAPD Officer April Harding says a forced entry was reported by a security guard at 5 a.m. Paris was not at home during the time of the incident, and though her whereabouts at 5 a.m. aren’t known at this time, she was seen out the night before at various locations, including a Clockwork Orange-themed birthday bash for Christina Aguilera.
There are some reports that the door was unlocked, but we really wanted to use the term “forced entry” in a Paris Hilton post for the first time ever. It would make sense that the door was unlocked, making Paris’ house as easy to get into as her pants.
The real story here isn’t the break in, it’s the public health concern stemming from a guy in just a hooded sweatshirt and gloves rifling through the bedroom of Paris Hilton! That sounds like the opening scene to a 28 Days Later sequel!
(Heh heh! I went all Photoshoppy on that one! I apologize for the color.)
If you’re bored, in need of money and not worried about exposure to uber-cooties, then plan your own Parisian heist by checking out this tour of P Hilt’s house with Ellen DeGeneres. (I don’t know much about expensive fashion, but if Sex and the City is accurate, there is easily $200 million in that shoe “closet” alone!) Make sure you make your attempt between 6 p.m. and 8 a.m. while she’s is “out on the town,” the last thing in the world you want to do is bump into or on Paris!