Poor celebrities. They can’t just let their guard down and relax, thanks to sites like this one. But, what else am I supposed to do when I’m presented with makeup-less photos of a bored Celine Dion at a Canadian football game with some sort of ebola-like sore on her mouth? I ask you, What else am I supposed to do?!?

These photos were taken on October 23 at a Montreal Alouettes football game. Celine is pictured with her husband Rene Angelil apparently drinking beer with a spoon? Canadians are weird. (I realize that they’re eating watermelon or some such thing, I just thought since I was making half of all Canadians angry by unfairly going after Celine then I might as well try to get the rest of you riled up as well! Ummmmmm…Paul Schafer and Bryan Adams suck! That should just about do it.) (Even I wouldn’t go after Joni Mitchell or Neil Young.)

Anyways, here are herpes and himpes spooning:

I know you wanted to see that sore a little better:

And one more poor-quality unhappy shot for good measure:

(Sorry Celine)

All photos: IC / Flynet pictures
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