The fourth issue of DUH! Magazine comes with a bonus holiday insert! So not only do you get the best obvious stories on the internet, but you also receive the special “Confessions” supplement which features that which you already knew straight from the horses’ mouths! But first, here are the headlines from Duh!
Barack Obama is Time’s Person of the Year!
Time Magazine has announced its “Person of the Year” and DUH, it’s Barack Obama. What’s a little more newsworthy is that Sarah Palin was on their short list of runners up!
Miley Cyrus‘ boyfriend using her for fame
Michael Vick’s house won’t sell
Denise Richards will do just about anything for money!
“CONFESSIONS” INSERT:
Tom Cruise: “I Came Across As Arrogant.”
Tom Cruise went on the Today Show more than three years after his infamous arrogantastic interview with Matt Lauer. This time around Tom was able to muster at least a little humility when he admitted that he was wrong in HOW he was completely right in the previous interview, and perhaps he could have been completely right in a more pleasant manner. That’s what we want: a kinder, gentler arrogance.
Victoria Beckham:
“I was never that good a singer.”
Jim Carrey:
“I’m not in a recession. I’m doing incredibly well.”
Lily Allen: “My TV show was average.”
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buddhaofhollywood – Starcasm has no plans to be kinder or gentler. In fact, we’ve made a resolution to be even more starcastic in the New Year!
John R. – That’s a fantastic idea. We’ll have our people let his people know about this.
p@r@noid – I’m sorry, what exactly are you saying? Are you Sarah Palin in disguise? Try to find a sentence that makes sense, and get back to us.
Obviously post on Barack Obama already made this book more big.
Michael Vick should try and tap into the market of freaks who like to buy serial killer paintings and put his dog house up for sale…he’d make a mint!
That’s what we don’t want: a kinder, gentler starcasm.