Jon Gosselin has been acting like such an asshat  that Kate Gosselin was actually winning the PR “war” by doing little more than weeping a little on the Today show. That’s all been ruined by an a full hour of dry-eyed egocentric answers to hard-hitting questions like “Why do you wear high heels?” Also, she wants to be a movie actress.

Kate’s ready for her close-up, Mr. Deville.

Other things Kate talks about:

• The fact that she doesn’t like the fact that her kids are famous, even though she kinda helped make them that way.
• Having a full time staff of baby-sitters, nannies, maids, and yard people is not being pampered, but for survival.
• She credits the tabloids for making up rumors that Jon actually started.

If you really want to torture yourself, you can watch the whole episode below, broken up into 5 parts. If you still haven’t gotten enough of Kate after that, don’t worry, next week Kate Plus 8 is back with an hour long interview with NBC’s Natalie Morales. Some of us will actually watch that because we’re just masochists.

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