Rumors have been circulating for a while that Amy Winehouse bought a new rack, and at first I didn’t buy it. She stepped out a time or two pretty covered, and it just looked like she had on a push-up bra. Thankfully Amy finally put my doubts to rest by walking around bare-chested last night after the Q award. Those are definitely some big ‘ol fake ta-tas.

Of course I started believing it right about the time her dad Mitch started bragging about his daughter’s new boobs (which are doing fine, wink). He was almost as proud of the fact that Amy’s addiction problems are “better.” Better, meaning that she drinks two bottles of Jack Daniels a night instead of smoking 5 pounds of crack rock, and 30 pounds of marijuana (to take the edge off).

Amy probably should have gotten a new pair of lungs installed if she was going under the knife, but what’s a little breathing ability when you can be wobbly pin-up chic? Plus, she was super jealous of the buxom babe on her arm. This’ll teach that haughty b*tch.

I still love Amy, and I listen to the album she did about 20 years ago constantly on repeat, but her decision-making skills still need some work. I’m not sure Daddy Winehouse has done much to help his daughter learn basic life-skills, and I definitely don’t think Amy should be taking an impressionable 13-year-old under her new Triple-D wing. Save yourself, Dione!

Last night before she paraded her nipples around the streets of London, Amy arrived late to the Q Awards (with goddaughter Dione Bromfield), where she was supposed to be presenting an award to her friends, The Specials. In true trainwreck fashion, instead of quietly slinking to the back of the room, she crashed The Specials’ speech, and then later heckled Robert Plant. Classy.

Check out pics of Amy’s busty adventures below. If you want to see her new bubbies minus the wineglass, visit dlisted. To read more about Amy’s bust of a night, visit PopEater.

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