Even better than the Balloon Boy get-up is this Transformerrific Optimus Prime costume! It comes in nine pieces and apparently requires a small table, a pair of special suspenders, at least one helper “on the ground” and a step ladder.

I imagine the thought bubbles on the two kids that ride by on their bicycles would say something along the lines of, “Man, those white people are crazy.”

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