It seems like just last week I was admiring beach photos of the 51-year-old vixen Sharon Stone, but her bottle of “Forever Hot” seems to have run dry – and so has Sharon. Check out this photo from Rock the Casbah benefiting Virgin Unite and The Eve Branson Foundation held in Los Angeles Monday night:

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Holy smokes! She isn’t just lacking in youthful appearance, her spirit seems to have dried up as well! I hope this doesn’t have anything to do with my earlier mathematical calculations that revealed Sharon’s cougaring would eventually lead to the implosion of the universe. That wasn’t supposed to start happening until 2019!

Let’s all pray there isn’t a Basic Instinct remake in the pipeline with Sharon reprising her role as the commando flasher! (If that actually appeals to you then you should check out Pamela Anderson’s latest wardrobe malfunction.)

Photo: Juan Rico / Fame Pictures

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