Jennifer Aniston laments the public attention she receives as a celebrity, stating in a recent interview with USA Today, “I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need … I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, ‘You know what? It’s none of your (expletive) business.’ Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest … ” So, in an effort to draw less attention to herself, Aniston has done a two-part interview with Oprah Winfrey (where she rambled on about John Mayer, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie) and next will appear nude (plus necktie) on the cover of GQ magazine.
Going on Oprah and then posing nude for a magazine cover are two great ways of drawing less attention to yourself, but the agoraphobic Aniston apparently has some more ingenius tricks up her lack of sleeves! There are plans in the works for a gay marriage (not to John Mayer, but a different woman), a spot on the 2012 Republican ticket as the vice presidential nominee, a televised interview with Barack Obama, Yao Ming, and the Pope, and something about Brad Pitt and a superfluous nipple. She has also announced that, in an attempt to discourage the paparazzi from following her everywhere, she will wear short skirts and no panties for the entirety of 2009.
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Remarkably, her bizarro stunts seem to be working, as people are getting less interested in Aniston by the minute.
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why are so much haters in us , when aj is in the media then people not say ever thing. stop it now for you evel
jurjan – She currently isn’t up my butt right now, hold on a ’sec, I’ve got a call . . . Ok, NOW she’s up my butt. She’s everywhere!
Hottamale – And it’s true cuz it’s funny! Wait, what?
Eve – Yes, we all need a National break-up from Jen. She can go stalk the rest of the world while we all take a breather and have a couple sets of twins.
Patricia – I think Jen actually has the word “desperate” tattoed on her forehead. THAT was actually what was photoshopped out of the GQ shoot.
I was insulted when I read that she didn’t show her 40 years in those pics in GQ. Are 40 year olds supposed to be fat & out of shape? Not in my “crew.”
You know, I honestly feel like I see her face more often than I see my own. Sure, she’s prettier and it might be that I’m jealous. But , I don’t think that’s it. I have a 2O year marriage and 2 wonderful boys. She has nothing, really. She makes me sad. Seeing anyone I don’t even know that often unerves me. I don’t watch tv at all. I don’t read any tabloids. But it is impossible to avoid her. She is just EVERYWHERE. I need a break from her. And from what I understand, so do all the men who date her- after about 4 months. Poor Jenn. God love her. I would like her more if she would just leave me alone for a minute!
Eve
LOL! It’s funny cuz it’s true!
Wow! It’s like where’s Waldo, except it’s where isn’t Jennifer! I think I found where she isn’t! Oh wait … Nope, she’s there.