According to a criminal complaint released by federal authorities on Tuesday, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is in all kinds of trouble for allegedly trying to profit from his office, including an attempt to “sell” Barack Obama’s empty Senate seat.
Illinois, and the rest of humanity, is no stranger to political corruption – what is so amazing about Blagsonofavich is his brazenness! Not only did he discuss the deal openly over the phone in profanity-laden tirades, but a starcasm reporter has just discovered the governor’s eBay seller’s page! WOW! $6 million to be a senator? Campaigning is for chumps! (Maybe Blagojevich should see if someone is auctioning off some discretion)
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I heard he’s offered Bush the senate seat in exchange for a full pardon. Scary stuff!
I think I will bid on the profanity audio book set. Yes, that would be quite swell indeed! I need to expand upon my vocabulary of “dagnabbit” and “fiddlesticks,” and it most certainly seems as though Mr. Blagojevich benefited greatly from this fine set.
(What a dumbass – should be fun following this story)
This is one of my favourite posts – it got a chuckle out of me. Which is more than the two orphans I asphyxiated with a garden hose did for me, stupid little ingrates.
Dwayne.
http://probablysucks.com
Thanks for the kudos Joe!
And thanks for the great link rolypoly! Everyone go check it out – it seems Blagojevich’s seller ID is HelmetHair! Heh heh!!
Check it out – here’s the item page for the “Senate Seat”
You guys should team up!
Oh man! How do I bid?!?
I was gonna say the Political Ethics textbook was my favorite, but I think there is subtle genius in “Selling Your Soul For Dummies” because this is clearly a dummy that sold his soul!
Great stuff!