VIDEO TLC's Welcome To Myrtle Manor super trailer

VIDEO TLC’s Welcome To Myrtle Manor super trailer

Feb, 14, 2013 | AUTHOR: Asa Hawks; | Related : Celebrities, videos, Welcome to Myrtle Manor

On March 3 TLC launches its latest reality show venture with the usual quirky twist, this time taking cameras to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina to follow the drama and antics of the residents of the Myrtle Manor trailer park. But don’t think for a second Myrtle Manor is your run-of-the-mill run-down collection of dilapidated portable abodes because park landlord Becky is making her dream of owning the best trailer park in the world a reality by transforming Myrtle Manor and all it’s vast array of quirky inhabitants into a 5-star resort!

We shared the official press release last week as well as brief bios of all the cast members and a few photos, but now TLC has given this super trailer park it’s first ever super trailer — a 3+ minute Welcome To Myrtle Manor intro narrated by Miss Jeana:

We’ve been cautiously optimistic about this series since we first heard about it waaaaaay back in December, but once we heard that The Weinstein Company had attached its name to the project we officially removed the word “cautious” from our optimism! We kind of imagined a Melrose Place meets Smalltown Security, and judging from the super trailer above, that’s exactly what’s in store — and then some!

I love the notion of a HUGE ensemble cast that looks to include each and every kind of popular reality show star, from the sexy babes (two of which sell wieners and just might be running a brothel out of their trailer!), to a hunky young dude from the local nightlife scene who looks fantastic exiting a swimming pool (oh, and by the way, has posed with Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans and lived to talk about it — always a plus!), to a gay Southern hairdresser with a flair for the hilarious (“It is my Christian duty to bring good hair to the trailer park.”), to an older party gal not afraid to let loose (as in her bikini top), to an all-too-serious security guard with a billion-dollar moustache, to a tattooed Wicca chick, to an ice cream loving bulldog, to an aI don’t know what dude who likes to blow leaves in an American flag and bald eagle vest with no shirt and blue jeans!

^ Chelsey Keller and Jared Stetson (Photo: TLC/Zach Dilgard)

This is one of those situations where you just let the cameras role and put the load on the editors, because with that many characters living in a trailer park, there has to be an amazing reality show in there somewhere! Right?

I suppose we’ll find out when Welcome To Myrtle Manor premieres on TLC March 3 at 10/9c. Until then I thought I might revisit the memorable moment of solidarity from the super trailer that could easily sell a million t-shirts:

Oh, and just in case the super trailer didn’t have enough Go-Gos for you, here’s the 30-second commercial that has been airing on TV:

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Candice

Lord…I live in SC and I hope this show does not wind up representing the whole state of SC as a bad place. Im not saying it will, but we shall see.
http://twitter.com/Hayzii_1 Hayzii

It is way overly fake. Real drama is better. I won’t be watching.
soupowensfowler

Oh NOW you’re on board. Waaaaay back in December Darren O was crying FAKE by using the journalistic integrity of reading tweets and my fan page alone (which he erroneously quoted me and attributing it to a cast member while reporting she made it. A quick personal message to the page would have cleared that up quick but that’s just too much work apparently.). Here’s the deal, the show is about people who have lived in the trailer park between years and days as stated in the press release. So your scoop of THEY DONT EVEN LIVE THERE!!! is false. They DO live there, to this day. So which part is fake? These aren’t actors, they are who they are on the show. Like you said, there’s more than enough going on for there to be a show, feed them alcohol and put them in situations and watch them make good tv. As for fellow SC residents fretting it will show SC in a bad light, it was YOU who gave Myrtle Beach the moniker the Redneck Riviera. Are you fir real? This is South Carolina. It should be on our state flag WE DO WHAT WE WANT AND WE DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK OF US. To that respect the residents of the Myrtle Manor trailer park represent us more accurately than you ever could.
- starcasmnet
  
  Hi Soup! Added an editor’s note: http://starcasm.net/archives/190698
- getreal
  
  No, THEY DONT LIVE THERE. I LIVE HERE AND I KNOW THE “PROMOTER” AND HIS NOW EX GIRLFRIEND JESS. THEY BROKE UP DURING FILIMING, JUST FILMED FOR THE SHOW… SO HOW ABOUT THAT!
burkey

Another great gem brought to us by The Learning Channel..
skippy

Well… I run a small little mobile home park and this is not too far off from what we have here. I have been saying for years that we have the makings for a reality TV show. Guess I was right.
chibi youkai

please enough with the negitivity and doubts, i can say for SURE this isnt at all a fake show. i was in/a part of this series and its gonna be hilarious!
watch some special behind the scenes footage on my channel, public march
3rd! youtube . com /demonsparkx
Waste of Time.

I know two of these “actors” personally. They do not live in a trailer park. They are white trash though. This show is going to make Myrtle Beach trashier than the nightclubs and night life already does. Not even worth watching. Its fake and embarrassing to locals who live there. The show wont last long.
Cheyenne

They should have used a trailer park in Florida .Most of TLC shows are fake or dramatized .This why people stopped watching TLC.