Actress Carrie Fisher was snapped by the paparazzi while strutting about New York City in a pair of quilted red boots and over-the-top sci-fi eye make-up Wednesday.
It appears as though something more is going on here than just the combination of time and the pressure that comes from being the only Princess that ever appealed to boys instead of girls. Sensing a disturbance in the force, I plugged Carrie’s past and present photos into the starcasm.net maturificator and as I suspected there is something a bit more sinister going on here! Check it out:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I feel as though my inner nerd has been frozen in carbonite.
Here are the photos of Princess Leia’s evil twin sister, who hasn’t aged very well at all. This is in stark contrast to Leia, who looks exactly the same as she did 30 years ago and is running a nightclub in Finland:
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You conveniently forgot to mention in your article that at the time of the above series of photos, Carrie was not just strutting around NYC in sci-fi makeup. She had just finished a show on Broadway. That’s her stage eye makeup, and that’s her car at the theater. She was probably outside for a mere few minutes. Give the woman a break. She’s fabulous.
i meant, spelled wrong in your Jabba Timeline graphic! everywhere else is fine.
oh lord. leave her alone. ‘hasn’t aged well?’ why, because she’s not bikini material at 52? many people would take someone as funny, smart, and YES, still pretty like Carrie is now over those size 00 vapid stars of today.
how easy your job must be. sit back, and make fun of other people. but if you must make fun, please learn how to spell her last name.
Thank you for your comment! You’re right, Carrie Fisher is still a beautiful woman.
However, Ms. Fisher’s name is spelled correctly.
Sources:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000402/
http://www.amazon.com/Wishful-Drinking-Carrie-Fisher/dp/143915371X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255638902&sr=8-1