So far we’ve managed to avoid mentioning The Hills’ professional attention seekers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, but Homo and Juliet’s latest Mexican elopement stunt is forcing our hand. Heidi Montague and Spencer Prattulette ran off to Cabo San Lucos and got married last Thursday. The whole thing was supposedly a “surprise” but the fact that US Weekly and MTV were there to cover it eventually led to a confession that the wedding was not only a huge publicity stunt, but the union wasn’t even legal because the couple didn’t get a license. Blah, blah, blah.

So, we bow down before the greatness of the attention-demanding publicity stunt of the year, and in admission of defeat in our attempt to remain Speidi-free, we have created a Heidi Montag Fame Monger Paper Doll Kit:
Heidi Montag Fame Monger Paper Doll Kit

Heidi Montag Fame Monger Paper Doll Examples
The kit includes numerous cameras, a workout leotard complete with leg warmers and head band, “I Love Bush” bikini briefs, Taco Bell uniform, bunny ears, wedding sombrero with veil, script from “The Hills,” American flag, over-sized sunglasses, “I’m with Spencer” t-shirt, star pasties and tassels with matching belly button ring, string bikini, McCain/Palin tank top, pair of McCain ‘08 granny panties and a staged charity event apron. A great Christmas gift for a little girl that wants to be a big star but doesn’t have any talent!

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