PHOTO Kim Zolciak loses baby weight in two weeks
          

Kim Zolciak loses her baby weight from Kash Kade in just two weeks

Wow! The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak gave birth to son Kash Kade Biermann on August 15 and her daughter Brielle shared the above photo on Saturday along with the tweet, “seriously… who looks like this after 2 weeks of having a baby?”

Perhaps Kim is going back to using LA Slim Wrap, the technique that helped her lose the baby weight after Kroy Jagger was born. Here’s what she had to say about the controversial technique (which was featured on The RHOA) in July of 2011:

ā€œI have been working hard to lose my baby weight and LA SlimWrap helped give me that extra push to get back to my ideal body! I felt rejuvenated, had more energy and could see and feel the difference! I lost inches and was able to get into my favorite jeans and they were even a little loose! I am a believer of LA SlimWrap and plan to incorporate their wraps into my regular beauty routine.ā€

You can’t argue with results! Congrats to Kim on not only getting her pre-pregnancy body back almost instantly, but also on her amazing turnaround from Big Poppa mistress to smitten wife and mother of two new sons! She really does seem to have found a happy ending – much to NeNe’s chagrin, I’m sure.

UPDATE - It should be noted that it is unrealistic (and often unhealthy) to expect to lose the weight gained during nine months of pregnancy in just two weeks. I originally wrote that Jessica Simpson should take notes, and that was nothing short of rude and insensitive. The comment has since been removed.

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    • Bailey

      Jessica Simpson should be taking notes? Really? Starcasm staff, that is a pretty scummy thing to say. Reinforcing the ideal that you’re not an optimal human being until you’ve successfully shed every last ounce of extra weight you put on while pregnant.
      Maybe Kim Zolciak lost the weight without effort, which many moms actually do, or maybe as soon as she popped her little tot out she did a strenuous 8hr suicide style workout until she sweated off those extra pounds, crapped her pants and vomited simultaneously while screaming with fists raised in the air “I did it! I lost the baby weight! I FIT CELEBRITY STANDARDS!”…. Okay maybe that last bit was a bit much, but you get my point.
      All bodies are differenyt. If Kim’s body felt like it should be at that particular weight to function at its best while nursing and caring for an infant, then good.
      If Jessica’s body feels that right now, its good at its weight and size, then so be it.
      Did you ever consider that maybe, oh I don’t know, Jessica doesn’t care for losing any weight right now? She doesn’t have to fit anyone’s shitty standard of what she should and shouldn’t look like after giving birth. She is a very sexy woman, skinny mini or voluptuosly plump.
      Y’all can just go piss off.

      • starcasmnet

        You’re right, that was an deplorable comment Asa made.

    • http://www.facebook.com/andrea.e.bishop Andrea Elaine Bishop

      you are deplorable Jessica Simpson is beautiful and losing weight that soon after having a baby has to do with genetics more than anything else. and this website sucks really bad lately the writing is aweful and oh so slow Brielle put up that picture over a week ago.

      • starcasmnet

        Definitely. We apologize for that comment made by Asa.

      • Rachel

        Jessica is a cow. Quit being sensitive and see her for what she really is. She did not need to gain 100 pounds during her pregnancy. It is not normal. It is not healthy. The difference between Jessica and every other woman is that Jessica is getting paid millions to lose the baby weight. She chose to take a payday to do something that every women has to do with no payday…and while actually working.

        If Jessica couldn’t lose a sizable amount of weight in this time period all while not working, all while having all the best nutritionists and trainers than she shouldn’t have taken an endorsement for weight loss.
        She set herself up for this type of ridicule and anyone who takes millions of dollars to lose weight should actually do it!!!!! If it has to do with genetics than answer me this…why was Jessica’s younger sister Ashlee able to be a healthy weight while pregnant? I didn’t see her gaining 100 pounds and admitting to “letting herself go because she had never been pregnant before”. (which is the most ridiculous excuse for gaining extra pregnancy weight)

    • MM

      Honestly when I had my son I was more concerned about him, then getting back to my pre baby wait. I say it takes ten months to put the weight on. Takes about that to get it off!

      • starcasmnet

        Absolutely. We apologize for the more than insensitive comment made by Asa.

      • Rachel

        Did you gain 100 pounds? Or did you gain a normal and healthy amount of weight? The overly sensitive women on this board is astounding. Must all still be fatties years after giving birth….

    • http://twitter.com/Hayzii_1 Hayzii

      Ok! We get it! It was Asa. Damn you have us feeling bad for him now. Undercarriage of bus, meet Asa. LOL

    • tab

      i’m glad you removed the comment about jessica simpson. uncalled for and way low blow.
      nobody should be looking up to kim for anything, most of all losing baby weight in 2 weeks. clearly her priorities are not on her brand new baby.

    • Rachel

      Jessica Simpson should take some notes. The sooner we quit acting like its “ok” or “normal” for a woman to gain 100 pounds during pregnancy the better off we’ll be. I’m not denying that it is hard and very unrealistic to expect a mother to lose all the weight this quickly but the problem with many women, including Jessica, is that they let themselves go completely while pregnant.

      All the Jessica apologists are failing to understand that she did not need to get that huge and she actually did herself a big disservice by doing that. It’s a shame you succumbed to the pressure and removed the comment. While you may have worded it incorrectly (I didn’t see the original comment) you actually weren’t stating anything that wasn’t true.

    • Me

      Perhaps instead of judging people, the writers need to be looking at what is going on in their own lives. How about you ‘writers’ post a couple of pictures of yourselves so that we can see some of the stellar things people say about you?

    • Me

      Perhaps instead of judging people, the writers need to be looking at what is going on in their own lives. How about you ‘writers’ post a couple of pictures of yourselves so that we can see some of the stellar things people say about you?

    • spanexofamerica

      She also could easily be wearing spandex….boobs that perky, waist that small, but then baggy sweats?

      Really guys? come on.

    • spanexofamerica

      She also could easily be wearing spandex….boobs that perky, waist that small, but then baggy sweats?

      Really guys? come on.

    • http://twitter.com/Hayzii_1 Hayzii

      Exactly. It came from a man. Men are stupid in the ways of womanhood. Therefore… well that’s pretty much it.

      • HannahSiobhan

        Yay! I love how you are on every site I go on. From TMT, to TMJ to Starcasm. I enjoy reading your comments.

        • http://twitter.com/Hayzii_1 Hayzii

          Thank you :)

      • HannahSiobhan

        Yay! I love how you are on every site I go on. From TMT, to TMJ to Starcasm. I enjoy reading your comments.

    • http://twitter.com/Hayzii_1 Hayzii

      Exactly. It came from a man. Men are stupid in the ways of womanhood. Therefore… well that’s pretty much it.

    • Brittany

      Doctors definitely do not want women to over-gain during pregnancy. Under no circumstance is gaining a hundred pounds acceptable or healthy.

      I feel badly for Asa. Don’t dismiss him, that would be stupid. I took it more as a joke. Everyone saying how wrong he is have no problem commenting on Jenelle or Farrah’s articles with mean, nasty comments. Ugh, this is so stupid!

    • booohoneyychild

      i love how these bloggers recognize when they r wrong you guys r setting a good example, @women_empow3r follow her on twitter she inspires women from all walk of life

    • popperpop

      wow we have some real trash talking here. how old are some of you people. I wonder when you saw other celebs that gained trmendous weght durring pregnancy were you as harsh.. Disgusting. I hope non of you trash talkers talk two sides of your mouth about anti Bullying because your right front & center on this bullying.. rather then be supportive for someone with a challenge ahead its so much easier to take them down more.. Forget the money issue seriously look at her as a human being struggling.. Its well wirth all the BS she goes through with this trash. AT least she keeps it real for real women.

    • Anon

      Well honestly, I just had a baby and my stomach was pretty much back to normal after a couple of weeks too (and I didn’t do anything to try lose weight)..add the fact she’s probably wearing spanks or whatever that crap is under there, it’s not that amazing. Some people just bounce back quicker, but it should be noted I believe it takes about 6 weeks just for the uterus to go back to normal size.

    • Amy

      I didn’t see the original comment, but I’m glad it was removed. I’m a little irritated with Starcasm blaming Asa though, if we really wanted to know who made the comment we can look at the author at the top of the article. All articles represent this site no matter who the author, and maybe we should throw Starcasm under the bus for not editing the article before it went public.

    • Amber

      I was smaller after I had my twins than I was before them 10 days after having them, so it is possible to do it and do it naturally

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.poynter.98 Michael Poynter

      I don’t know, looks like she’s in her old house. Maybe an old pic of her?

 

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