It’s just about impossible for a woman to constantly get in and out of cars wearing short skirts without accidentally flashing her Victoria’s secret now and then, so I’m always surprised when an attractive female celebrity is caught with a boring pair of $1.99 Wal-Mart specials. (See Pixie Lott)

But Alexa Chung didn’t let me down! Not only did she have a fun “Yellow Rose of Alexas” dress on the exterior, but she was wearing what appears to be a metallic gold pair of funderwear with red lace trim! Wheeee! Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Alexa Chung tonight!

Ummmm – I’m not sure what’s up with her google-eyed stare. Maybe she’s feeling a serious draft?

I assume everyone that likes girls in bikinis are open-minded enough to get a chuckle out of panty flashes, or at least not pass judgment on those of us smiling.

I think I forgot to mention… “Tee hee hee!”

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