While working on a post about Terry Richardson’s recent photoshoot featuring Lindsay Lohan pretending to shoot herself in the mouth, I ran across this video masterpiece highlighting the many talents of “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue” cover model Kate Upton. Actually, the term “many” is used a bit loosely, because apparently Kate only has two talents – albeit two extraordinary ones!

It should be noted the video ends with a bit of not SFW wet fabric action. So if you’re under 18 and are here for **its and jiggles, then I recommend you stop the clip as soon as you see a swimming pool.

That is quite an impressive resume. But Terry left off one important Kate Upton talent… spreading the gospel!