A few days after getting arrested for disorderly conduct Jersey Shore’s own Deena Cortese decided she would go relax at the beach with some of her cast mates to cool off. (You can click on the pic to remove that sizzling bomb)
All of that seems freakin’ fine enough until a wave came along and decided to give the reality star a wedgie. In her attempts to adjust, Deena unleashed a Cortese crescent-moon for all the beach patrons. All of this brings about an important philosophical question.
In this particular case is it a wardrobe malfunction? I mean the thongification of the bikini bottoms was unintentional but replacement of the cheek coverage was an act of Deena. Alas(s), we may never know the true answer. But(t) what we do know is that like a true Shore star Deena took it all in smiling-stride following the exposure.
Photos: Thelonius / Splash News
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