Fur Lovin’ Lindsay Lohan Given Flour Shower
          

Lindsay Lohan doused in flourLindsay Lohan was headed into a Paris club Friday night when an animal rights activist dumped a bag of flour on her, yelling, “Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!” Lohan was wearing a fur stole at the time and is a member of this year’s annual People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ Worst-Dressed List. The Club owner de-floured Lindsay so she and boyfriend DJ Boysy Eyed Ho (Samantha Ronson) could continue on with their evening of DJ-ing and celebupartying, which they did. 

Here’s a statement issued by PETA Europe spokesman Robbie LeBlanc to E! Online:

Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.

These folks are taking “flour power” a bit too far! It’s all refined and dandy to protest and stand up for what you think is right, but you just can’t go around pouring flour (or water, or sand, or confetti – Rip Torn and the Globetrotters excluded) on someone! (Yes, even LiLo is technically “someone.”) Well, I guess you can, but it should be assault of some kind and punishable by law.

Which leads me to yet another starcasm exclusive! Our paper-azzo on the scene not only got us the great furry-ous Lohan image above, but also found a piece of paper dropped by the dumbassailant, which revealed that the flour shower was just the first step in a complex diabolical plan! The second step was to add water. Then, they were gonna roll poor skinny LiLo in some salt and toss her in an oven! That’s right! It’s…it’s a cookbook! Soylent green is people! A new kind of PETA bread! Here’s a terrifying rendering of what they had planned:

Stick pretzel LiLo Lindsay LohanUpon seeing this image, SamRo might reconsider her MySpace tyrade, because I have a sneaking suspicion there are things she would like about pretzel stick LiLo.

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    • surfaround

      That Lohan pretzel looks yummy! And it comes with dental floss!

    • http://siteinsights.com/ Just Sayin’…

      “refined and dandy…” That is hands down the best line I’ve read all day!

    • http://probablysucks.com/ Dwayne from Probably Sucks Blog

      I doubt any Lindsay Lohan pretezel would be filling. It wouldn’t even put a a slight notch in your belt.

      Btw. Wouldn’t covering Lindsay Lohan in flour result in almost battered fish?

      Dwayne.
      http://probablysucks.com

 

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