Stephanie Santoro isn’t letting her mom steal the spotlight concerning her Jon Gosselin carnal knowledge; she gave InTouch Weekly a detailed, and disturbing report about what it’s like to get sexy with Jon Gosselin. Even Kate Major knows there are some things too horrifying to speak of, but Stephanie has nerves of steel (and probably lacks a gag reflex). (via Popeater)

The former babysitter posed toys for the magazine and revealing that the pair had sex nine times while the kids were asleep. As for Jon’s performance? It “wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t the best I ever had.” She said the gross things started going down when Jon asked her for a massage and then tricked her into kissing him. He probably tasted like doughnuts and the world’s finest pot, so I guess it was hard to resist. After that, they hopped to the hot tub to do unspeakable things. Jon told her stuff like John Mayer says to Jessica Simpson to get her pants to drop. (“Whatever you do, don’t fall in love with me, because it’s going to be impossible for me not to fall in love with you.”) He also sent her blubbery text messages afterwards.

After that one night, Stephanie spent the whole week there with Jon and the kiddies, secretly doing naughty things with Jon in the apartment above the garage at night times. Her mom’s been blabbing about Jon and Stephanie to Radaronline for a couple of days now, saying he told Stephanie he was suicidal, and asking her to lie to Hailey Glassman.

Jon recently told Good Morning America that he loved Hailey Glassman more than he ever loved Kate, but apparently not enough to not sleep with tabloid reporters and babysitters.

See Stephanie’s MySpace pics here.

~ Carrie Glass

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